If you want to ascend go outside

[FuckHOA]

Go outside, you will guaranteed ascend with your oneitis 1000%, please go outside please go outside please go outside please go outside.

There is nothing to fear

The sun has been contained

There is nothing to fear

COME OUTSIDE NOW! JOIN US!

 

[Left4DeadKoala]

We went from the Tyrone arc, to the uraraka atc and now to the sun arc

 

[SupremeAutist]

How long do I have to go outside for to ascend?

 

[cont_22]

Can confirm just got outside and already have 15 foids who want to fuck with me thanks for the advice

Spoiler:

i wish

 

[Fevet]

Can confirm just got outside and already have 15 foids who want to fuck with me thanks for the advice

Spoiler:

i wish

How many showers did you take prior to that

 

[FuckHOA]

How long do I have to go outside for to ascend?

1 second

JOIN US

JOIN US

JOIN US

JOIN US!!

 

[Fevet]

How long do I have to go outside for to ascend?

Keep rubbing your hands on the grass until a foid walks up to you

 

[cont_22]

How many showers did you take prior to that

I think its my personality

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

I will avoid going outside bc I am scared that it will make me appealing to foids

Foids creep me out

So I will hide and buy a pet bear on amazon

 

[Fevet]

I will avoid going outside bc I am scared that it will make me appealing to foids

Foids creep me out

So I will hide and buy a pet bear on amazon

See, IT was right all along. We willingly hold ourselves back
/s

 

[FuckHOA]

See, IT was right all along. We willingly hold ourselves back

Come outside

(Guys help, I am melting and turning into a flesh mass, don't go outside)

 

[SupremeAutist]

1 second

JOIN US

JOIN US

JOIN US

JOIN US!!

Just ascended bros, take the outsidepill

 

[InceldianWarrior]

See, IT was right all along. We willingly hold ourselves back

you might want to finish with a /s or IT will think you're serious

 

[FuckHOA]

Just ascended bros, take the outsidepill

The sun is god
The sun is god
The sun is god
The sun is god
The sun is god
The sun is god
The sun is god

(Don't go outside, my family became one singular mass of flesh)

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

See, IT was right all along. We willingly hold ourselves back

well obviously. if we wanted to ascend we could just go outside with @FucktheFBI

but we don't bc ascension is cringe and not based

 

[Fevet]

you might want to finish with a /s or IT will think you're serious

In hindsight yeah their buffoonery knows no bounds

 

[Fevet]

Come outside

(Guys help, I am melting and turning into a flesh mass, don't go outside)

Should have showered using tactical soap

 

[FuckHOA]

well obviously. if we wanted to ascend we could just go outside with @FucktheFBI

but we don't bc ascension is cringe and not based

Go outside you will guarantee a nice girlfriend Ò̵̡͚̭͂͘͝͝N̷̝̠̞̖͗̓̀̊͜Ç̶̲͈͆͋̋̍̓Ē̴̢̪̪ ̵̥̫̍̂̔̒͠Y̶̟͎̠̫̎́̓̆Ò̴̤͓̥͑̏̈́͜ͅȔ̴̬̈͋̈́ ̵̫̩̿̎̑J̴̛͉͚̟̬͗Ỏ̴̯̳̣̽̏͐I̸̟̥͓̩̪͐͛̀Ṅ̶̥͉̜ ̶̢̏T̶̨͖̫̼̈́͜͝H̴̩̼͈͛͝É̵͕̞͉͓ ̷̨̬̤̭̖͌͆F̶̛͔͇̻̀̕Ļ̶͖͓̰͂̔Ḛ̷̢̢̞́̓͌ͅŞ̵̢͉͔̩̾H̶̖̫͂͌͒ͅ ̶̨̥̅̍̀̄M̴̥̟̀̈̅A̶̡͔̦͙͈̓̃̈́͘Ś̴̖͐̈̃S̵̛̹͒̂̊͠!̷̜̹͓͒̒

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Go outside you will guarantee a nice girlfriend Ò̵̡͚̭͂͘͝͝N̷̝̠̞̖͗̓̀̊͜Ç̶̲͈͆͋̋̍̓Ē̴̢̪̪ ̵̥̫̍̂̔̒͠Y̶̟͎̠̫̎́̓̆Ò̴̤͓̥͑̏̈́͜ͅȔ̴̬̈͋̈́ ̵̫̩̿̎̑J̴̛͉͚̟̬͗Ỏ̴̯̳̣̽̏͐I̸̟̥͓̩̪͐͛̀Ṅ̶̥͉̜ ̶̢̏T̶̨͖̫̼̈́͜͝H̴̩̼͈͛͝É̵͕̞͉͓ ̷̨̬̤̭̖͌͆F̶̛͔͇̻̀̕Ļ̶͖͓̰͂̔Ḛ̷̢̢̞́̓͌ͅŞ̵̢͉͔̩̾H̶̖̫͂͌͒ͅ ̶̨̥̅̍̀̄M̴̥̟̀̈̅A̶̡͔̦͙͈̓̃̈́͘Ś̴̖͐̈̃S̵̛̹͒̂̊͠!̷̜̹͓͒̒

lifefuel for fleshmasscels

but is it really worth joining a homogeneous flesh mass hivemind just for a gf who is a disgusting used-up rotting flesh whore ogre?

probably not

maybe getting a fleshmass gf was the real inceldom, and our inceldom is ascension