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Discussion If you somehow managed to get a date with a woman, what would you even talk about?

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I've been thinking about it, if I actually got a date, I have no idea what to talk about since I have nothing in common with women.

What would you guys talk about?
 
Quantum physics and K-pop deepfakes
 
Talk about the blackpill; stats, hypergamy, etc
 
Try to talk, I stammer and sputter, she gives me a look between pity and terror as I am unable to fully understand social signals.
 
Paleontology and my favourite types of government
 
I don't know how to charm a woman and that probably would be a failure.
 
Nothing, because what you say to woman means absolutely nothing.
 
I'd talk about my cock slamming into her pussy
 
i'd try and speak about my hobbies but i feel like i'd just make her feel as if im self centred
 
Nothing. If she doesn’t suck my dick right then and there I’m smashing a plate over her head
 
If there's a chance I might crack I would probably put on a fake persona of a normie and talk about normie shit like trips and Netflix

If I know I'm not cracking then I'll tell her about hypergamy and blackpill and I'd ask her questions about why are women such whores etc (she'd probably leave in 10min kek)
 
If there's a chance I might crack I would probably put on a fake persona of a normie and talk about normie shit like trips and Netflix

Same. I’m an incredibly boring person with zero “charisma” and stuff. Unless I’m making up stories that never happened and lying about everything about myself and my past I’d probably just end up jestermaxxing which guarantees failure.

I can’t talk about anything about with anyone unless it’s a blackpill or politics related topic.
 
I've been thinking about it, if I actually got a date, I have no idea what to talk about since I have nothing in common with women.

What would you guys talk about?
Conspiracies, UFOs, Fringe Physics, magic, spirtualilty, alternative health, such and such.

Most hoes arent interesting, there into fatty wap and my social justice bullshit. They wouldnt like my opinion on what causes that either.
 
Whatever the female wanna talk about
 
Nothing. I don't like normie shit (sportsball, music, random trips, etc) which are the only things foids want men to be interested in, and the toilet would probably stop the date as soon as I mentioned gaming, anime, and other stuff I actually do care about.
 
I've been thinking about it, if I actually got a date, I have no idea what to talk about since I have nothing in common with women.

What would you guys talk about?
Honestly bro, you don’t need to have everything in common. You just talk like a normal person. Ask about her day, what she likes to do, music, shows, food, random stuff. Conversations don’t have to be deep or perfect, they just flow.
Most of the time it’s not what you talk about, it’s how relaxed you are. If you’re curious and chill, the convo carries itself. Women are just people, not a different species.
 
Nothing. If she doesn’t suck my dick right then and there I’m smashing a plate over her head
Nah, that’s not edgy or dark humor, that’s just mentally ill shit. You sound unhinged. Get help and stay away from people
 
Nah, that’s not edgy or dark humor, that’s just mentally ill shit. You sound unhinged. Get help and stay away from people
Alright, Reddit, will do:feelsokman:
 
Nah, that’s not edgy or dark humor, that’s just mentally ill shit. You sound unhinged. Get help and stay away from people
Foid hands typed this
 
I've been thinking about it, if I actually got a date, I have no idea what to talk about since I have nothing in common with women.

What would you guys talk about?
How was your day
 
Fucking nothing cause i live boring life which i acually dont mind
 
Talking to a woman is just fucking pointless, because you can't actually 'talk' to a woman, everything about your existence in relation to a female has to fundamentally be a charade that caters to her attention span, anything outside what they like gives them the 'ick.' I would need to write an inner dialogue and prepare for such a thing like a trial lawyer prepares for the defense stand, but even in doing that, it only works that one time. It's not possible to keep this act up every time you meet a female.
 

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