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Discussion If you randomly woke up in your 14 year old self’s body, would you do things any differently?

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I would try to consume as many calories as I possibly can to maximize my potential, and may even try to get HGH from the dark web to exceed my max potential height by a few inches. I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade. My face is going to become uglier no matter what I do, so I’ll sadly still remain an incel, unless my miraculously convince my parents to get me surgery.
 
I would try to consume as many calories as I possibly can to maximize my potential, and may even try to get HGH from the dark web to exceed my max potential height by a few inches. I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade. My face is going to become uglier no matter what I do, so I’ll sadly still remain an incel, unless my miraculously convince my parents to get me surgery.
then you would be obese and get bullied and left with trauma
 
I would try to consume as many calories as I possibly can to maximize my potential, and may even try to get HGH from the dark web to exceed my max potential height by a few inches. I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade. My face is going to become uglier no matter what I do, so I’ll sadly still remain an incel, unless my miraculously convince my parents to get me surgery.
Do I retain my memories?
 
Kill some bullies cuz im not doing that shit again
 
Yes
I would rope
 
I don't think I'd have much of an option to act differently tbh. Maybe got my voice fixed sooner and tried to act tougher and more chill or whatever, but with my looks I'd still be made fun of much more often than getting to make fun of someone. Apart from that, not much I could do. Going to an HS that actually had some girls there and trying to ascend would maybe be an option, but that could just as well end even worse than what I had in the all-male HS I actually went to.

And of course, buy some bitcoin I guess:feelshaha::feelsthink:.
 
 
I was very skinny during my teen years due to having a high metabolism; low chance I would end up being fat.
Genetic moga
 
I would try to consume as many calories as I possibly can to maximize my potential, and may even try to get HGH from the dark web to exceed my max potential height by a few inches. I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade. My face is going to become uglier no matter what I do, so I’ll sadly still remain an incel, unless my miraculously convince my parents to get me surgery.
Take HGH and looksmax
 
I was very skinny during my teen years due to having a high metabolism; low chance I would end up being fat.

Yes of course
I would use my knowledge now to get a girlfriend of course, then moneymaxx through crypto
 
I would try to consume as many calories as I possibly can to maximize my potential, and may even try to get HGH from the dark web to exceed my max potential height by a few inches. I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade. My face is going to become uglier no matter what I do, so I’ll sadly still remain an incel, unless my miraculously convince my parents to get me surgery.
Which rules of "Back to My 14-Year-Old Self" do we follow? Will our new decisions change the future, or will we reach the same conclusion?
 
the would you do the obvious thing to do when something that will never happen happens genre is grinding my gears
 
Nothing I can do regarding ugliness, inceldom, skin disease but I'd:

Brush teeth every morning and night instead of like 2x per week, maybe actually wear these removable braces every day
Make a youtube account in 2005, I'd try to become famous by predicting things like who's gonna win the world cup, become president, etc.
100% accept all anxiety no matter how bad it is, do scary things even if you have anxiety
Do calisthenics and absolutely learn material arts to deal with the bullies back then
Cycle everywhere everyday instead of taking the bus
Never take any benzodiazepines, antidepressants
 
1. Use my knowledge of future events to amass wealth. For example, through sports betting.

2. Undergo various cosmetic surgeries in order to improve my physical appearance.

3. Try to pull a Rudeus and manipulate some 13 year-old foid into letting me ascend with her.

4. If all else fails, I would go on a mass groping spree. Any legal action taken against me would be minimal.
 
Immediately sort my diet and health out, I lot of suffering could have been prevented. And not get retarded buzz cuts
 
I would ask for more growth hormone medication, start working out more and take more care of my hair. My parents told me to scrub my hair with my towel after showering which probably worsened my hairloss in balding longterm.
 
it was already over for me back then but i'd DEFINITELY start actually learning to draw and drawing as much as i can
 
I would tell him that there is nothing to take seriously at all.
 
the would you do the obvious thing to do when something that will never happen happens genre is grinding my gears
Seeing tranime foid wannabes infesting my threads really grind my gears as well.
 
One of my dreams, I'd do everything different
 
I would try to aggressively lose weight and hit the gym 5 times a week.
 
I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade
That could be fun tbh. I'd like to go back and be seen as some kind of prodigy.
 
actually rope instead of telling myself it gets better
 
I would try to consume as many calories as I possibly can to maximize my potential, and may even try to get HGH from the dark web to exceed my max potential height by a few inches. I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade. My face is going to become uglier no matter what I do, so I’ll sadly still remain an incel, unless my miraculously convince my parents to get me surgery.
minoxidilmaxxing + not eating giant bowls of pasta every day for 9 years straight
 
I don’t know if I’d wanna go back to age 14. I’d probably go back even further so I could have foresight into how bleak my future is
 
Age 14 is when my ogre genes were really hitting full swing. So if something was to be done to prevent myself from looking like an ugly ogre, it would have to be before age 14. But even if I started a T blocker at age 10 somehow, with my genes I might have just ended up looking like blackops2cel instead. I could have planned my surgeries a bit differently but ultimately I was always going to be ugly no matter what I did.

I unfortunately kinda let myself go in my 20s. My diet and lifestyle were pretty awful from age 21 (when I stopped gymceling) till my late 20s. I'd start off on a whole food plant based diet the moment I could afford my own food, and start some supplements early on as well. I potentially could have avoided some of the health problems I've had/have.

I wouldn't have wasted so much time on dating websites and cold approaching women. I'd enjoy getting to relive the culture of the early to mid 2000s. It would be bitter sweet though, knowing it wouldn't last. When you're young you don't really think about how the culture is going to radically change and that one day you'll come to the sobering realization that the world you grew up in is long gone. But I'd have the foresight of knowing there's this low trust, hyperintroverted, terminally online, radical feminist, reddit, tik tok, brainrot society coming down the pipeline and I would be powerless to stop it.

Bitcoin didn't exist yet, so I would have to wait almost a decade to invest in that, though that would give me plenty of time to save up money to invest in it early on. Get some high end PCs and mine the fuck out of it 24/7. Hopefully that wouldn't somehow invoke the whole "butterfly effect" thing and change the timeline and make bitcoin worthless somehow...speaking of which.

Make a youtube account in 2005, I'd try to become famous by predicting things like who's gonna win the world cup, become president, etc.
That could be fun tbh. I'd like to go back and be seen as some kind of prodigy.

This is always a fun thought experiment, but the problem here is by going public and predicting the future, you'd likely invoke the butterfly effect. While I'm skeptical of the whole "move a chair 50 years ago and the USSR would have won the cold war" idea, making a public channel and predicting the future would ultimately change the timeline for sure. Maybe when your channel is small, your first or second predictions might come true. But then if you blew up, it would lead to many others potentially making different decisions, any one of which could alter the future. Then the rest of your predictions would be way off. One wrong prediction and you lose all credibility.

I think a better idea would be to make predictions for how technology would evolve and how society would broadly change. For example, smartphones would have been invented and everyone would have them no matter what, but maybe instead of Apple, a company like Nokia or Blackberry could have had the "iphone moment" and captured the market. Or instead of Facebook, maybe myspace could have dominated. Or instead of Tik Tok and Reddit, people would spend all day on some other site, that would operate, function and be moderated extremely similarly to how those sites are.

The specifics and minor details could change a lot, but the "big picture" and the general trajectory of society/humanity would remain the same. You wouldn't be able to change it no matter how hard you tried.

But of course I realize making predictions about technology and society as a whole wouldn't make you seen as a prophet to the general public in the way that predicting every super bowl result down to the exact score would. It would still get you credibility and get you a niche audience if nothing else.
 
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I'd make a great effort to get to 10 or 12% body fat before college. I'd say sooner but my high school was small enough that I wasn't missing out on anything at that point.

I would continue playing Diablo 2 because it's better than socializing lol
 
I will never answer this kind of question

My experiences are what made me who I am

For someone to skip that and get all the knowledge I later learnt and think about suicide because of, for someone to learn that and use that to lifemog me for eternity, it doesn’t sit right with me

Oh homeless person what advice would you give rich people to not be in your shoes? It's like fuck you I learnt that shit through years of people not giving a fuck about me fuck you rich fucks trying to interrogate me.

I'd rather die.

I'm not helping a 14 year old to lifemog me with my own knowledge. Sorry.

For them to turn out a normie then pretend the blackpill was a lie. Fuck that.
 
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Yes, I'd get a job and use the money to buy as many bitcoin as a I can.
 
I would buy bitcoins

I would also not play games and instead focus on competitive programming & learning C++. Then by the time im 20 I’ll be quite goood and could land a top job at a quant firm.
 
Honestly as a broke kid bitcoin is probably easiest thing I can buy that will get me rich
programming & learning C++
This also is a good idea we can just ideas that got big like uber or airbnb
 
Jokes on you I was in the self improvement scene at that age yet im an incel today. I didnt really have much agency in my life. Everything was predetermined by genetics, parenting and my environment.
 
14 is already too late.

Make it 11 or twelve.

I'd then kill all of my bullies and not go to jail.
At 14+ you can go to juvi for crimes. Below that you can't.

So, yeah.

But of course, with todays knowledge, I would change my whole life.
 
I would attempt to kill everyone who ever tried to fuck with me. (in a brutal manner)
 
I would eat more calories and protein to heightmaxx
I would start gymmaxxing early
I would hop on minoxidil
I wouldn't make huge mistakes that I made which destroyed my whole life
 
Wouldn't stoodycel
Talk more with classmates and try to be more social
 
I would try to consume as many calories as I possibly can to maximize my potential, and may even try to get HGH from the dark web to exceed my max potential height by a few inches. I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade. My face is going to become uglier no matter what I do, so I’ll sadly still remain an incel, unless my miraculously convince my parents to get me surgery.
Yes, I would defend myself from my bullies.
 
I would start grinding some skills like programming, playing instruments, drawing and animating. It would give me a headstart and it's the only regret that I have about my teens. I can't change anything else, can't make myself more attractive.

I would also use my future knowledge to ace all my classes, and may even try to get an award for some of them for having the highest marks in my grade.
I can't remember anything from school, and even when I knew the subject I made mistakes because I couldn't talk or I had oversights. It would be humiliating if the same foids who mogged me in school grades and got all the awards because they were higher IQ than me did it again despite this magic advantage (if I cared about grades, that is).
 
I can't remember anything from school, and even when I knew the subject I made mistakes because I couldn't talk or I had oversights. It would be humiliating if the same foids who mogged me in school grades and got all the awards because they were higher IQ than me did it again despite this magic advantage (if I cared about grades, that is).
You might have to relearn those subjects, but it’ll be easier this time since you’re simply just jogging your memory. Plus, you should at least remember most of the math you learned in high school because topics tend to build upon from previous years.
 
You might have to relearn those subjects, but it’ll be easier this time since you’re simply just jogging your memory. Plus, you should at least remember most of the math you learned in high school because topics tend to build upon from previous years.
In university I failed entrance math classes that covered the same subjects as high school.
And as I said, It's impossible for me to get top grade, it never happened, not even when I put maximum effort. I always got confused or forgot something at the moment or fucked something up for no reason. I got a few As the few times I tried my hardest at the subject I was best at, but never A+. There were some people in my class who got A+ on every single test every subject...
 
In university I failed entrance math classes that covered the same subjects as high school.
And as I said, It's impossible for me to get top grade, it never happened, not even when I put maximum effort. I always got confused or forgot something at the moment or fucked something up for no reason. I got a few As the few times I tried my hardest at the subject I was best at, but never A+. There were some people in my class who got A+ on every single test every subject...
Brutal. Over for low-IQcels. At least you still have a good work ethic despite your shortcomings and failures.
 
prob study a bit harder because i sorta fucked up my first years at college and basically had to redo them wasted a bunch of time.

i wish that being 14 again could do anything to change my real problems tho. i just want to be loved
 
then you would be obese and get bullied and left with trauma
Relatable, even if not bullied directly, we would still be ostracized and treated by others like background element, not as real person
 

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