Blackpill If you pee quickly it means you have a small dick

[Deleted member 16809]

The longer/bigger your penis is the longer it will take for the fluids to travel through it.
Real chad takes at least a minute.

 

[Deleted member 14866]

i debunked this dumb theory 20 minutes ago when i had to go peepee

 

[Deleted member 16455]

also depends on how long you have been holding it in for

 

[Thisclosetoendingit]

Or you could measure it and if it’s under 16 cm you have a micropeen

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

Or you could measure it and if it’s under 16 inches you have a micropeen

FTFY.

 

[tooth monster]

Or you could measure it and if it’s under 16 cm you have a micropeen

Flaccid right?

 

[Cleftcel]

I got a theory too, big dick make more noise than smaller ones as the owner has more confident and pisses right in the middle of the water whereas as a unconfident small pee owner apologetically pisses on the sides

 

[gnomen1]

If you pee slowly you probably have an enlarged prostate.

 

[Klikklakkek]

I got a theory too, big dick make more noise than smaller ones as the owner has more confident and pisses right in the middle of the water whereas as a unconfident small pee owner apologetically pisses on the sides

Defo fax

 

[Deleted member 16809]

I got a theory too, big dick make more noise than smaller ones as the owner has more confident and pisses right in the middle of the water whereas as a unconfident small pee owner apologetically pisses on the sides

fuark, legit

 

[mybodyisrotting]

This is the minimum size necessary to please a foid in 2019

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Cleftcel]

fuark, legit

its like a display of dominance

 

[Michael15651]

also depends on how long you have been holding it in for

Yeah, could be almost a whole day.

 

[PPEcel]

Chads almost always pee longer because they get free stuff for being Chad -- such water cups, more attentive food service meaning more frequent refills, et cetera.

 

[Smallondick]

 

[Ignas]

Lifefuel. Since as long as I can remember, I always take the longest time when peeing compared to anyone I know