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Serious If you have money you can Ascend

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If money isn't an issue, here's what you need to do:

1) Plastic surgery (Double-Jaw, chin lift)

2) Eye color surgery (blue eyes mog)

3) Leg lengthening surgery

4) Steroidmax (muscles)

5) Fraudmax with shoelifts (to be even taller).
 
I would ascend if I was white and was tall
 
Wealth is everything. If I won the lottery I'd go waste all my money on surgery to make me giga tyrone
 
I make anywhere between 20 to 50K USD per month, and I can truly say it doesn’t matter. I go wherever I want, do whatever I want, bought my own house at 25. Travel all over the world.

But because I am 170CM tall and of Moroccan ethnicity I am truecel.

Genetics is everything, nothing else matters. This is a very basic blackpill fact. You can’t surgery your way out of your genetics.
 
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I make anywhere between 20 to 50K USD per month, and I can truly say it doesn’t matter. I go wherever I want, do whatever I want, bought my own house at 25. Travel all over the world.

But because I am 170CM tall and of Moroccan ethnicity I am truecel.

Genetics is everything, nothing else matters. This is a very basic blackpill fact. You can’t surgeet your way out of your genetics.
Get leg lengthening surgery and buy shoelifts
 
I could go down to the strip club pay $200 and ascend with a hot colombian stripper in 10 minutes.
 
Hell nah, even if I had chad looks my social skills would be a major turn off. Can't keep a convo with a foid going for more than 5 seconds
 
How is that suicide?
In order for anabolic steroids to do basically anything you would need at least 100x the usually prescribed dose, anyone with a brain can see that's a death wish.
 
I prefer not to be in a wheelchair. Shoeliffs are a cope. I already wear Nike Air Max anyway.
Nike Air Max plus Shoelifts makes you even taller, and they aren't cope.

In order for anabolic steroids to do basically anything you would need at least 100x the usually prescribed dose, anyone with a brain can see that's a death wish.
How do people do it then and get big?
 
I make anywhere between 20 to 50K USD per month, and I can truly say it doesn’t matter. I go wherever I want, do whatever I want, bought my own house at 25. Travel all over the world.

But because I am 170CM tall and of Moroccan ethnicity I am truecel.

Genetics is everything, nothing else matters. This is a very basic blackpill fact. You can’t surgery your way out of your genetics.
@edwardnashton @RealSchizo @Aventador @DoomThreeShotgunner nigga lifemogs 99% of humans and is rotting here JFL
 
@edwardnashton @RealSchizo @Aventador @DoomThreeShotgunner nigga lifemogs 99% of humans and is rotting here JFL
mogs 99% of this forum for being NT alone.
I believe that NTcels are kind of fakecel ngl unless they were in the top 10% of ugliness.
 
mogs 99% of this forum for being NT alone.
I believe that NTcels are kind of fakecel ngl unless they were in the top 10% of ugliness.
 
Just use surgeries to cyborgmaxx theory
 
@edwardnashton @RealSchizo @Aventador @DoomThreeShotgunner nigga lifemogs 99% of humans and is rotting here JFL
Absolutely hilarious
 
If money isn't an issue, here's what you need to do:

1) Plastic surgery (Double-Jaw, chin lift)

2) Eye color surgery (blue eyes mog)

3) Leg lengthening surgery

4) Steroidmax (muscles)

5) Fraudmax with shoelifts (to be even taller).
Lol no, you don't need any of that shit. Just find a sugar baby, job done!
 
Are you joking? Ma nigga, there is a whole site full of them and it's one of the few dating sites where women outnumber men!
Getting on is almost impossible
 
@edwardnashton @RealSchizo @Aventador @DoomThreeShotgunner nigga lifemogs 99% of humans and is rotting here JFL
50k usd per month :forcedsmile: :forcedsmile: :forcedsmile: :forcedsmile: :forcedsmile:
 
mogs 99% of this forum for being NT alone.
I believe that NTcels are kind of fakecel ngl unless they were in the top 10% of ugliness.
This. With this much money he could comfortabely get a high end escort each week - which is a life many betabuxxers can only dream off.
 
mogs 99% of this forum for being NT alone.
I believe that NTcels are kind of fakecel ngl unless they were in the top 10% of ugliness.
If anything it’s proof of how incel I am. I tried gym, I tried moneymaxxing, I tried looksmaxxing with non-surgical methods.

Nothing works. So in the end I accept just wandering about and doing my thing, there’s nothing I can do.
This. With this much money he could comfortabely get a high end escort each week - which is a life many betabuxxers can only dream off.
I need a wife and kids, not escorts. Every time I fucked a hooker I severely regretted it.
 
I need a wife and kids, not escorts. Every time I fucked a hooker I severely regretted it.
Sorry if I was insensitive, I know that's what we really need - to be loved and cared for.

I was just trying to lighten the mood a bit. I hope you find someone that loves you for your heart, not your wallet.
 
Sorry if I was insensitive, I know that's what we really need - to be loved and cared for.

I was just trying to lighten the mood a bit. I hope you find someone that loves you for your heart, not your wallet.
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I'm 5'4, ugly, balding, non-NT, NEET. I would need to do more surgeries and fraudmaxxing than the average roastie celebrity
 

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