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If you had magic abilities in a world of muggles, do you think this would be enough to impress foids and get a gf or would they still choose chad?

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You live in a world where you are one of the rare people who does magic. Anyone else who does is also sub5. Without magic potions, would a foid be impressed enough to be your gf or would she rather choose chad who has no magic?
 
Yeah you would make millions off of youtube and social media, and that status would get you a gf.
 
Yeah you would make millions off of youtube and social media, and that status would get you a gf.
In the end, she'd only use you for your money, wouldn't even let you have sex with her, and still date Chad ;)
 
In the end, she'd only use you for your money, wouldn't even let you have sex with her, and still date Chad ;)
She would definitely need to have sex with you so you don't replace her, but yeah she would probably end up using for your money and cheating. Having high status attracts a lot of foids there's incel looking youtubers/twitch streamers that ascend just because of it.
 
She would definitely need to have sex with you so you don't replace her, but yeah she would probably end up using for your money and cheating. Having high status attracts a lot of foids there's incel looking youtubers/twitch streamers that ascend just because of it.
long story short we are cooked:heart:
 
In chronicle Andrew Detmer uses his telekinesis to statusmaxx at a party and still fucks up and pukes cum on the girl’s head.
 
you could just use imperio ( :feelsLSD:) or confundus charm on them, or a love potion, to get any foid you want.

if that fails, you could obtain 1 strand of their hair, and put it in a polyjuice potion, then pay a prostitute to drink it, or drink it urself and make movies.
 
Couldn't you just transform yourself into a chad?
 
is there a spell to make me chad? because then i could just bypass the whole scenario all together. also isnt there like a potion to make them like u surely i can make such a potion or is this defeating the point of scenario
 
Couldn't you just transform yourself into a chad?
Should have thought of that :feelsPop:
you could just use imperio ( :feelsLSD:) or confundus charm on them, or a love potion, to get any foid you want.

if that fails, you could obtain 1 strand of their hair, and put it in a polyjuice potion, then pay a prostitute to drink it, or drink it urself and make movies.
:feelsPop:
is there a spell to make me chad? because then i could just bypass the whole scenario all together. also isnt there like a potion to make them like u surely i can make such a potion or is this defeating the point of scenario
Just trying to work out if there are any characteristics other than looks that could possibly interest a foid
 
Just trying to work out if there are any characteristics other than looks that could possibly interest a foid
i mean u would peak her interest for quite some time because you would be the only wizard which is cool but she'd get bored of it and then eventually bored if the person isnt chad and therefore leave you with the line "its not you it's me"
 
:feelsjuice:
only 2 more years and ill be a wizard
ill let u know how it goes
 
i mean u would peak her interest for quite some time because you would be the only wizard which is cool but she'd get bored of it and then eventually bored if the person isnt chad and therefore leave you with the line "its not you it's me"
Yeah or she'd say she just wants to be friends
:feelsjuice:
only 2 more years and ill be a wizard
ill let u know how it goes
I'm a wizard, sadly no change..
 
chad only as always.

magic is real as it is yet no magic for your face
 
She will date you because your status would heavily ascend but you still might be cheated on by a powerless Chad
 
You live in a world where you are one of the rare people who does magic. Anyone else who does is also sub5. Without magic potions, would a foid be impressed enough to be your gf or would she rather choose chad who has no magic?
Can i shapeshift into a chad then yes, else no
 
Could I magically wrap her hands or feet around my cock?

But joking aside, I would become a world famous magician and be rich enough to breed a gold digger.
 
i mean u would peak her interest for quite some time because you would be the only wizard which is cool but she'd get bored of it and then eventually bored if the person isnt chad and therefore leave you with the line "its not you it's me"
Literally happens to Andrew Detmer in Chronicle.

He statusmaxxes and gets a foid to throw herself at him but then he acts autistic and can’t perform.

Dane De Haan who played Andrew and Anna Wood who played Monica the girl who comes on to Andrew after he publicly uses his telekinesis to win the talent show are husband and wife in real life.
 
She would choose chad.
And chads would hunt us down.
We would end up in a society of wizards, isolated from the rest of the world.
Hence the magic college theme in popular media, although they also put women in there (which would not happen).
 
Could I magically wrap her hands or feet around my cock?

But joking aside, I would become a world famous magician and be rich enough to breed a gold digger.
Lmao
She would choose chad.
And chads would hunt us down.
We would end up in a society of wizards, isolated from the rest of the world.
Hence the magic college theme in popular media, although they also put women in there (which would not happen).
Ohh stupid chads
 

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