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If you had children, what would you name them

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If I ever had daughters, I would just sell them or throw them off a cliff but if I had sons, they would be called (my first name) the II, III, IV etc
 
Dumbass and becky
 
if had boy with a nigfoid his name would be darko
 
Masturbek :lul:


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Foid: Holo or Frieren (they will probably hate me for it when they get older :rolleyes: ) :owo:
Boy: Alex(ander) or Michael
 
I'd name him after my father.
 
Bondi, Isla Vista, Portsmouth
 
i would name them nigger names like deshawn
 
I think the name andre sounds good. Idk what I would name my daughter tho
 
Jericho maybe?
 
If I ever had daughters, I would just sell them or throw them off a cliff but if I had sons, they would be called (my first name) the II, III, IV etc
Cayden (Something White) Jr.
 
Don’t want ricecel name failio
 
And then after that I’ll give them basic ass white names like lucas, gavin, michael, jacob, daniel
 
John Wayne gacy
 
Elliot & Adolf
 
Fluoride and cholera
 
Floosi and dagbert
 
Leviticus and arachnoel
 
It depends on some factors, but I'll just say for my firstborn of their respective sex.
My son would be Joseph, and my daughter would be Emily if I had a second son or daughter, then Johnathan and Elizabeth.
 

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