If you had access to the launch codes

[ionlycopenow]

Would you keep them safe or launch them and wipe off pretty much all humanity off the map

 

[deathsh+rt]

wipe out every fucking human going. but before i did this i would steal as many chicken nibblets/buffalo wings and stuff my fucking guts full so that i have a full belly. fuck i wish coles still sold chicken nibblets/buffalo wings life is so fucking unfair. fuck you coles to hell and then some you motherfuckers i want my fucking chicken back.

 

[jerrycan dan]

wipe out every fucking human going. but before i did this i would steal as many chicken nibblets/buffalo wings and stuff my fucking guts full so that i have a full belly. fuck i wish coles still sold chicken nibblets/buffalo wings life is so fucking unfair. fuck you coles to hell and then some you motherfuckers i want my fucking chicken back.

t. paid woolworths shill

 

[JestER]

If I had access to the launch codes, that doesn't mean I have access to the missile launch facility . But yes I would give them to ISIS in a heartbeat and hope they make a million craters on this god forsaken planet, they'll mostly be targeting the West so it's win-win (in minecraft)

 

[JohnDoe]

I would attempt to hook the launch initiation to a dead man switch. Then proceed to do what I please and barter for what I please

 

[FinnCel]

I'll announce that women should start treating inelcels like humans or I'll press the button

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I need the mega drone from Captain America: Winter Soldier, so I can target specific people who need to be gone.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

I'll announce that women should start treating inelcels like humans or I'll press the button