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Experiment If you had a time machine, what year would you go to?

Mixedcel

Mixedcel

Mixed-race incel with mixed feelings.
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I would go to the 1800s. Back then the world belonged to men. I could've gotten any woman I wanted back then.
 
2009 or 2010 so i could invest in bitcoin and surgery Max.
 
Future, to get catgirls. Or times of WW2, to Japan, bringing them information about their future, so could win at Midway, and instructions how to make nukes
 
The day before so i could win the lottery.
 
Back to before the big bang and try to stop it.
 
Bring a cured disease into the past and cause mass extinction
 
2004 or something. I'd take swimming lessons and be very active outside and get loads of sleep to grow taller. And then I'd pick up a solitude sport like Tennis and become hella good at it to cope for life.
 
I would go to the 1800s. Back then the world belonged to men. I could've gotten any woman I wanted back then.
I want to go back to the start of the suffrage movement and slaughter every single whore (in minecraft ofcourse) campaigning for legal & social equality for foids. And i want to go to the 1960's and take 7 viagra pills and fuck Gloria Steinem, the architect of modern feminism , in the ass for 12 hours straight until she bleeds to death in minecraft ofcourse
 
I want to go back to the start of the suffrage movement and slaughter every single whore (in minecraft ofcourse) campaigning for legal & social equality for foids. And i want to go to the 1960's and take 7 viagra pills and fuck Gloria Steinem, the architect of modern feminism , in the ass for 12 hours straight until she bleeds to death in minecraft ofcourse
How to escape the FBI "I meant in minecraft"
 
2004 or something. I'd take swimming lessons and be very active outside and get loads of sleep to grow taller. And then I'd pick up a solitude sport like Tennis and become hella good at it to cope for life.
I want to go to 2014 and be the Supreme Gentleman's sidekick on the Day Of Retribution - and this time i will make sure he gets access to that sorority full of 10/10 blonde stacy whores and unleashes total absolute Hiroshima Nagasaki slaughter in Grand Theft Auto V
 
Year 1994 and stop my parents from conceiving me
 
the 2070s so i would be old man on verge of death.
 
2010 and buy shit tons of bitcoins
Mustached

2009 or 2010 so i could invest in bitcoin and surgery Max.
Mustached
 
To the future just to see if we won
 
3000 to see if everyone lives underwater.
 
2007 is when it all started going wrong for me, so I'd go to 2007.
 
Around the 1400s when the first feminist started to appear. I would shot all of them and leave their bodies to the crows. Next I would go to WW1 and kill the influential feminist there as well
 
The 60s but only if I could be white then after war on drugs move to netherlands
 

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