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Discussion If you had a time machine what year would you choose?

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80s cuz chicks and you can murder people without getting caught cuz forensics sucked
 
1999 to live the 2000s was the best era no holes in internet,but good tech and not too much hypergamy

bitches knew their place at least here in argentina :feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:

GIVE ME THE FUCKING KEYS TO THE TIME MACHINE

NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
1958

Cool cars
 
the year of my birth to assassinate myself in the crib
 
80s cuz chicks and you can murder people without getting caught cuz forensics sucked
Suicidefuel for serial killers who are now in their 60s/70s because many of them are getting raided now (like GSK).

But agree with you: 70s/80s would have been a better time, because as long as you had a car you could take some girls with you that would offer you anything for a lift, most of them were on drugs, young and naive as fuck - as long as you had a car and fuel you could fuck girls that would nowadays don't even look in your direction. And in New York you also had enormous amounts of whores, especially from the North West.

Back then you also had better job opportunities, nowadays even with a CS degree almost nobody wants you without prior experience (and these are the people with the best career opportunities - tbh), even people who had a criminal record could start completely anew in a different city where nobody knew them (and they even taught some of them valuable stuff for further employment), it was the time where something like freedom existed. And the cars themselves also looked better and the music was still good (unlike our ebonics ridden shit music nowadays). And the news were also based/exciting back then, every week a new horrendous crime or something about a war where you actually knew what was going on.

Being a yuppie/CS-STEMcel in Chadifornia or in New York in the 70s/80s would be so fucking great. Imagine driving along the Californian coastline at sunset with a beautiful, white, darkhaired Hippie girl sucking your cock simply because you offered her a ride while the wind blasts at your hair. It's super suicidefuel to listen to these stories.
 
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2008 and hoard bunch of shit coins and invest in Amazon :feelsohh:
 
3000 B.C. so I can get as far away from fucking modernity as possible like the plague that it is. With my intellect I would get the locals to worship me as a God. :feelsdevil:

[Ancient foid pussy would be easier to acquire as well, super easy really.]
 
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2077 so that i can join a gang and update my upgrade my face. qlso to drive flying cars and slay underground foids.
2008 and hoard bunch of shit coins and invest in Amazon :feelsohh:
If you change anything in the past you cease to exist.
 
I don't know... somewhere where ER was active online. I would offer to be his friend and talk to him for endless hours. Or I would choose to go to far future where teleportation is available to everyone.
 
I believe I would be a miserable incel in any possible year.
Maybe I would go to the future to see what the world evolves into. I have my guesses.
If I had to choose a past period I would maybe choose a year between 2002 and 2008 because of the cool music and the less cancerous internet culture.
 
Back when beauty standards werent so fucking atrocious. Yeah they still had beautiful people but cosmetic surgery was in its infancy and everyone was given a fair shot once you had enough balls. Nowadays an ugly man with balls is considered a rapist. Go figure
 
At this age? Maybe 2008. Buy a fuck ton of bitcoin, doge, etc. when it comes out. Invest in Tesla and other shit. Be the richest man on planet now. Buy my own nation, have my own women. Hire North Korean agents (because they're pretty good at it) to kidnap the girl I like who is engaged to a fucking Chad. Make her realize her life would be better with me and she has my kids and yeah fucking live the good life.

Oh, also be the first White nation. I'd have identical laws as Israel but instead of "jew" replace with "white" and we'll build mars space shuttles and advance humanity into a golden age or prosperity. Maybe pay scientists to make a super virus that sterilizes Chads.
 
Suicidefuel for serial killers who are now in their 60s/70s because many of them are getting raided now (like GSK).

But agree with you: 70s/80s would have been a better time, because as long as you had a car you could take some girls with you that would offer you anything for a lift, most of them were on drugs, young and naive as fuck - as long as you had a car and fuel you could fuck girls that would nowadays don't even look in your direction. And in New York you also had enormous amounts of whores, especially from the North West.

Back then you also had better job opportunities, nowadays even with a CS degree almost nobody wants you without prior experience (and these are the people with the best career opportunities - tbh), even people who had a criminal record could start completely anew in a different city where nobody knew them (and they even taught some of them valuable stuff for further employment), it was the time where something like freedom existed. And the cars themselves also looked better and the music was still good (unlike our ebonics ridden shit music nowadays). And the news were also based/exciting back then, every week a new horrendous crime or something about a war where you actually knew what was going on.

Being a yuppie/CS-STEMcel in Chadifornia or in New York in the 70s/80s would be so fucking great. Imagine driving along the Californian coastline at sunset with a beautiful, white, darkhaired Hippie girl sucking your cock simply because you offered her a ride while the wind blasts at your hair. It's super suicidefuel to listen to these stories.
This tbh. Couldn't agree more. Better times indeed.
 
1998. I want to experience the end of the '90s and the early 2000s as well. Maybe cash in on Pokémania, too.
 
Year 3000 - 3500 so i could indulge Into full Dive VR and Not give 2 shits

And for all the convinient Shit you would have thanks to technology .
 
Probably late 70s/early 80s
 
1996. A bit less hypergamous than now, more purchasing power in the US, entertainment was good and I’d still have access to video games and the internet in case I missed that
 
At this point in time I'm so desperate and don't give a shit anymore that I would take a time machine to the past fucking a bunch of Neanderthal bitches creating my own human hybrid subspecies.:feelsthink:

I'll get them to offer me their hairy snatches in exchange for bananas and then teach them the trick of creating fire afterwards. :feelsohh:
 
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1930s/1940s. Most based time period imo
 
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I already have a time machine. It's just that it's only capable of time travel into the future at the same rate as the outside world. :feelsjuice:
 
Why that year?
Nu metal, pop punk, good rap, even good pop, baggy pants, JNCOs, sitcoms, funny movies, spiky hair, frosted tips, no social media
 
1776. Warn the Founding Fathers about a ton of shit, then give them the necessary technological secrets to ensure that a not-cucked America becomes an unrivaled Gigapower. :cryfeels:
 
How do y'all oldcels remember 1999?
I was there, it wasn't all that great, I mean anything is better to our current era but 1999 isn't something I would get into a time machine for.
 
I was there, it wasn't all that great, I mean anything is better to our current era but 1999 isn't something I would get into a time machine for.
Tbh, I'd would go there to buy a Game Boy Color with Pokémon Red and Blue, then build a Linux workstation with CDE desktop. And then visit the Twin Towers.
 
Nu metal, pop punk, good rap, even good pop, baggy pants, JNCOs, sitcoms, funny movies, spiky hair, frosted tips, no social media
Yes, all that existed but essentially was the prelude to what we have now even in those pre-internet days.

It was simply the best and worst of days back then because we were simply too ignorant to see what was coming. [Especially in 2001]
Tbh, I'd would go there to buy a Game Boy Color with Pokémon Red and Blue, then build a Linux workstation with CDE desktop. And then visit the Twin Towers.
You would have to wait an additional two years for the downing of the World Trade Center unless you're talking about visiting them when they still stood upright. :feelsjuice:
 
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i would just use it to fix mistakes that i made
 
1453 or 1945 wanna die defending something worth it otherwise the 30 A.D. and follow the lord
 
I was there, it wasn't all that great, I mean anything is better to our current era but 1999 isn't something I would get into a time machine for.
To each their own
 
2005 (maybe 2004 or 2006) mid 00s forever. flip phones, early youtube, msyapce, emo culture ect.
 
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I think being born in America in the late 1930s would be pretty cool:

- Too young to remember anything about the Great Depression
- Too young to be drafted into WW2/Korean War
- Too old to be drafted into Vietnam
- Be a teenager in the 50s, cool cars, stable and prosperous society, pre-feminism, pre-hypergamy
- Could marry my looksmatch, have kids with her
- Watch the moon landing with looksmatched wife and young kids
- Could make decent money without having to waste time/go into debt from college or sweat at a super stressful job
- Die peacefully of old age right before all this woketurd shit got out of hand

But I think the best choice would be to live in the Roman Empire during the time of the Five Good Emperors (approx. AD 96-180). An orderly, stable, prosperous, and peaceful society with an impressive level of technology (it wasn't until the 1800s that the standard of living in Europe got back to where it had been during the Roman Empire). And best of all, it was a strict patriarchy with foid loyalty enforced by the government, which was actually on man's side back then.
 
Probably like 2060. I figure Men Will have patriarchy back and tinder and such are banned after the beta revolution. This is inevitable. I give 20-40 years of current degenerate society.
 
Despite all the shit going on I still choose 2021 because of the internet and our technology in general is more advanced than ever before.
 

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