Serious If you had a time machine what would you change about yourself?

[BottomFeedER96]

If you could go back to your pre teen or prior years what would you do? Eat better? Start mewing? Take HGH? Try to start out on teen love? Personally I’d just get a haircut and take more showers tbhtbhtbh

 

[Vodaccenu]

I'd shoot myself in the head

 

[Cuyen]

İt's over if you can't change your genes

 

[bakadesu]

Ask out every female in high shool to experience prime foids

 

[Deleted member 6214]

Ask out my oneitis.

 

[Firefly]

Eat way more healthy, do more sports and slap my fucking cucked personality out of my face.

Ask out my oneitis.

Ask out every female in high shool to experience prime foids

They all wouldv'e said "ew no you creep"
There i basically got you all back in time no problem :o

 

[NocturnalDecay]

Go through puberty at 14 years old.

 

[BottomFeedER96]

I'd shoot myself in the head

Why not just take more showers bro?

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Kill at birth.

 

[Glucose]

I'd shoot myself in the head

Kill at birth.

tbh
Time paradox suicide sounds fun.
On the other hand, volcel if you wouldn't fuck yourself

 

[Lawcel]

Do sports play guitar not dress like an emo faggot and lowinhibmaxx

 

[Grotesque]

Give myself a long hyoid bone and extremely protruded maxilla.

 

[randomloli]

Not isolate myself in my room in my teens.

 

[Frankenstein's M.]

If you could go back to your pre teen or prior years what would you do? Eat better? Start mewing? Take HGH? Try to start out on teen love? Personally I’d just get a haircut and take more showers tbhtbhtbh

All of them and study more too

 

[CopeIsCope]

Not isolate myself in my room in my teens.

I spend the best years of my life in the solitude of my room playing league of legends. Fuck this piece of shit game

 

[lastchancel]

If you could go back to your pre teen or prior years what would you do? Eat better? Start mewing? Take HGH? Try to start out on teen love? Personally I’d just get a haircut and take more showers tbhtbhtbh

buy winning lotto tickets and status + money ascend

 

[SOCIALSUICIDE]

ill try to change the day my parentd meet so a different sperm penetrates the egg and hope ill be born hotter

 

[Hozo]

tell my younger self to not be a cuck and to go work out and force my parents to buy me chad shit.

 

[darkhai]

build a case against my parents for abuse, then emancipate myself from them and also sue them and get a big pay day. I would then use that money to looksmax and ascend in all areas in life.

 

[MaxZM98]

Kill at birth.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

That's not how time machines would work.

I'd go back in time and kill myself tho.

 

[StaroRavager]

I’d go back to about 9 months before my birth and somehow keep my parents from having sex for a few weeks. By then, some new eggs would’ve been released and I could have the potential to become a Chad. Then again “I” may cease exist if that were to happen

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Correct deviated septum
Jaw surgery
Hgh
Tell parents to fuck off

 

[Deleted member 11032]

Ah the wonders of hindsight.

 

[Deleted member 10234]

Get rich by winning lotteries + bitcoin, buy tinder and all other dating sites and HIDE ALL CHADS (they get 0 matches and arent visible on the site) and enjoy the fuck out of life

 

[Deleted member 14490]

Rope.

 

[LilFatty]

Nothing can change my height.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

I'd go back to November 2017 and register an account here

 

[Deleted member 7448]

Correct deviated septum
Jaw surgery
Hgh
Tell parents to fuck off

I've got a deviated septum, but I forget about it most of the time. It's not really that bad, is it? I can't really breathe through one nostril but that's not that bad.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

I've got a deviated septum, but I forget about it most of the time. It's not really that bad, is it? I can't really breathe through one nostril but that's not that bad.

As long as you dont mouthbreathe, your fine