If you had a son, What would his name be?

[Lonelyus]

I would name him something that isnt easy to be bullied by and make sure he has a good life but ofc im incel and cant have a son but it by some miracle i were to ascend, I think a cool name that gives status so he isnt alone on the playground would be nice.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

William

That or Vergil because of dmc

 

[weaselbomber]

Augustus Caesar Imperator Sol Invictus

 

[NocturnalCel]

Adolf

 

[Drekavac]

Id give him my uncles name from moms side since its pre christian slavic

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

William

That or Vergil because of dmc

Those rich sounding names wouldn't work well with his pheno. He'd be a laughing stock.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Those rich sounding names wouldn't work well with his pheno. He'd be a laughing stock.

Not if he was a 6'4 chad giga slayer though

(I know I'll never have kids. I really don't want any)

 

[Lonelyus]

William

That or Vergil because of dmc

Virgil could be made fun of and changed into virgin, It would not work.

 

[SuperKanga.Belgrade]

Virgil could be made fun of and changed into virgin, It would not work.

The name William isn't too bad though

Based off of William Blake ofc

 

[BurntIvoryKingcel]

Dolan is a good incel name. It means black (reference to blackpill) and sounds ugly as shit (reference to his sorry face).

 

[Skelly]

Skyrim "skelly" gunther

 

[PolskiKartofel]

First for E like:
Edward
Emil
Emilian
Ernest
Erwin
And second for R letter:
Radosław
Robert
Roman
Romuald
Ryszard
Rafał

 

[Lonelyus]

The name William isn't too bad though

Based off of William Blake ofc

That could work

 

[Lonelyus]

First for E like:
Edward
Emil
Emilian
Ernest
Erwin
And second for R letter:
Radosław
Robert
Roman
Romuald
Ryszard
Rafał

"Erwin Rommel"

 

[PolskiKartofel]

"Erwin Rommel"

I knew a guy who had a son born in 2005 with name "Erwin"

 

[Koomersarj]

Depends on the race and background of the mother, as I'd want to give him a name that suits his phenotype

 

[ilieknothing]

Chad, to foreshadow

 

[DeathSigil]

I would name him something that isnt easy to be bullied by and make sure he has a good life but ofc im incel and cant have a son but it by some miracle i were to ascend, I think a cool name that gives status so he isnt alone on the playground would be nice.

Adonis and I will inject him with HGH so he will reach 7'0 feet tall and give him hardest rocks to chew so his jawline is sharp.

 

[Rapistcel]

I would name him something that isnt easy to be bullied by and make sure he has a good life but ofc im incel and cant have a son but it by some miracle i were to ascend, I think a cool name that gives status so he isnt alone on the playground would be nice.

Eduardo

 

[Lonelyus]

Adonis and I will inject him with HGH so he will reach 7'0 feet tall and give him hardest rocks to chew so his jawline is sharp.

Isnt adonis, The hamza guy or something?

 

[TheLoadbalancER]

Elliot

 

[Multicell]

Sadam Putin Hitler

 

[Zetta]

Chudukus Maximus

 

[stalkerKiller]

Something very generic, like my own name. Perhaps I'll change my family name though, it sounds funny if you do not understand its russian roots.

 

[Yabadadabadoo]

Depends on the race and background of the mother, as I'd want to give him a name that suits his phenotype

Chad, chan, jeet and tyrone

 

[m3nt4Lbl0ck3d]

Axel

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Thompson

 

[Paladin]

Unironically though I have no clue

 

[glutty]

Jamie, oh wait isn't that the name of the kid from the show?