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If you had a son, What would his name be?

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I would name him something that isnt easy to be bullied by and make sure he has a good life but ofc im incel and cant have a son but it by some miracle i were to ascend, I think a cool name that gives status so he isnt alone on the playground would be nice.
 
William :feelsokman:

That or Vergil because of dmc :feelshmm:
edit by me devil may cry GIF
 
Augustus Caesar Imperator Sol Invictus
 
Id give him my uncles name from moms side since its pre christian slavic
 
Those rich sounding names wouldn't work well with his pheno. He'd be a laughing stock.
Not if he was a 6'4 chad giga slayer though :feelshmm:

(I know I'll never have kids. I really don't want any)
 
Virgil could be made fun of and changed into virgin, It would not work.
The name William isn't too bad though :feelshehe:

Based off of William Blake ofc
 
Dolan is a good incel name. It means black (reference to blackpill) and sounds ugly as shit (reference to his sorry face).
 
Skyrim "skelly" gunther
 
First for E like:
Edward
Emil
Emilian
Ernest
Erwin
And second for R letter:
Radosław
Robert
Roman
Romuald
Ryszard
Rafał
 
Depends on the race and background of the mother, as I'd want to give him a name that suits his phenotype
 
Chad, to foreshadow
 
I would name him something that isnt easy to be bullied by and make sure he has a good life but ofc im incel and cant have a son but it by some miracle i were to ascend, I think a cool name that gives status so he isnt alone on the playground would be nice.
Adonis and I will inject him with HGH so he will reach 7'0 feet tall and give him hardest rocks to chew so his jawline is sharp.
 
I would name him something that isnt easy to be bullied by and make sure he has a good life but ofc im incel and cant have a son but it by some miracle i were to ascend, I think a cool name that gives status so he isnt alone on the playground would be nice.
Eduardo
 
Adonis and I will inject him with HGH so he will reach 7'0 feet tall and give him hardest rocks to chew so his jawline is sharp.
Isnt adonis, The hamza guy or something?
 
Sadam Putin Hitler
 
Chudukus Maximus
 
Something very generic, like my own name. Perhaps I'll change my family name though, it sounds funny if you do not understand its russian roots.
 
Depends on the race and background of the mother, as I'd want to give him a name that suits his phenotype
Chad, chan, jeet and tyrone
 
Unironically though I have no clue
 
Jamie, oh wait isn't that the name of the kid from the show?
 

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