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Theory If you had a girlfriend, you could become rich

CRASH THE CUCK

CRASH THE CUCK

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With a bit of cohesion and manipulation, (if your gf isn't up for it anyway), you could get her to sell her smelly old socks, sell farts in a jar, make money of simps online and become rich.

You split the profit even between the two of you, 40/60 (60% for you), and happy ever after
 
most rich men are married'


But end up gettin cucked anyways
 

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