NSFW If You Had a Girlfriend, Would You Spank Her With a Foam Replica of the Master Sword?

[Therapywasaaste]

If you had a girlfriend who was into zelda and had a 41 inch, foam replica of the Master Sword from the Legend of Zelda, would you spank her with it?

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[FakeFakecel]

No. Troll threads belong in the sewers, btw.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

No.

Why?

Troll threads belong in the sewers, btw.

This isn't a troll thread, I actually want to do this.

 

[PhilipBlake]

Who wouldn't anyways

 

[KillNiggers]

Why did I have to click on the NSFW? I was trying to quit my porn addiction.

 

[FakeFakecel]

Why?

Why would I wanna hurt my girlfriend?

This isn't a troll thread, I actually want to do this.

Alright, but keep the posting of random women to a minimum please.

 

[hierophant]

If you had a girlfriend who was into zelda and had a 41 inch, foam replica of the Master Sword from the Legend of Zelda, would you spank her with it?

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No, but I would use this however.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Why would I wanna hurt my girlfriend?

It's a sex thing, they love it.

Alright, but keep the posting of random women to a minimum please.

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[FakeFakecel]

Why did I have to click on the NSFW? I was trying to quit my porn addiction.

Images don't even do anything to me tbh. I'm pretty sure I've had a minor case of erectile dysfunction since my teens. Or maybe it's just another symptom of being mutilated so bad.

 

[beanercel]

No. Troll threads belong in the sewers, btw.

 

[FakeFakecel]

No, but I would use this however.

Hey hiero, been a while. How are you? Also, may I ask why you'd use a mallet but not a sword?

It's a sex thing, they love it.

Yeah sure but a sword? I've never seen it

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What is it?

 

[KillNiggers]

Images don't even do anything to me tbh. I'm pretty sure I've had a minor case of erectile dysfunction since my teens. Or maybe it's just another symptom of being mutilated so bad.

Sucks tbh but maybe that's a blessing as an inkwell idk. I can always fap to images due to living in my own head and imaging scenarios which would never even exist. Basically daydreaming. I don't even fap to videos that often.

 

[hierophant]

Hey hiero, been a while. How are you? Also, may I ask why you'd use a mallet but not a sword?


Yeah sure but a sword? I've never seen it


What is it?

Hey dude, hope you are well, I'd use a mallet, because I want to make rice cakes out of her buttocks.

 

[IronsideCel]

I would use scripture to tell her she's going to Hell for being a whore.

 

[FakeFakecel]

I want to make rice cakes out of her buttocks.

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Yeah sure but a sword? I've never seen it

A foam sword.

What is it?

I really like posting the pretty girls.

 

[FakeFakecel]

A foam sword.

I get that, but I'm saying I've never seen that shit actually take place. From what I gather you've a lot of random porn just stashed around, but I'd wager 20 bucks that not even you have a scene where a woman gets spanked with a damn foam sword.

I really like posting the pretty girls.

You know there's an entire media section right?

 

[VλREN]

>if you had a girlfriend
DNR

 

[FrothySolutions]

Did you just wanna post porn?

 

[Therapywasaaste]

I get that, but I'm saying I've never seen that shit actually take place. From what I gather you've a lot of random porn just stashed around, but I'd wager 20 bucks that not even you have a scene where a woman gets spanked with a damn foam sword.

Most of my stuff is solo female. Closest I have:

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You know there's an entire media section right?

Yes, I have the second most media items

 

[Therapywasaaste]

Did you just wanna post porn?

No, I want to spank a girl with a foam sword.

 

[blackpillednigga]

im thinking we should start a separate subforum where useless threads like these arent allowed