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SuicideFuel If you guys died right now how long would it be before someone found your body?

If you guys died right now how long would it be before someone found your body?

  • I'd likely never be found

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • A few weeks after the neighbors start smelling my decayed remains

    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • Someone would notice at college/work after a few days and pop round

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • My folks or roommates would likely find me tomorrow morning, then leave for work and forget

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • I'm a fakecel and my wife/girlfriend would find me when she gets home from screwing chads

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • (((they))) are monitoring me via my net use and will break-in in 20 minutes to farm my organs

    Votes: 6 24.0%
  • My incel buddy Fernando will be round in 3 minutes to get his rope back

    Votes: 4 16.0%

  • Total voters
    25
PureNomad

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Simple poll because I'm feeling gloomy because I haven't stepped out the house all weekend.
 
If I died in my sleep, they'd find me in the arms of my sex doll. The police would have a good laugh.
 
maybe week or two
 
a day or less probably, i live with a roommate and he would probably notice the smell
 
Probably a week or so.
 
Lol the (((they)))) answer. It's not hard to imagine some people choosing it unironicaly
 
Like 10secs ngl
 
few seconds since im sharing room with brother and he is here right now
 
My mom would find me uwn like one hour
 
I probably should have added an 'Other' option
 
I blackpilled him a little bit already. He's young very gl chad but he believes in most truths of blackpill.
Then that's good. How many guys have you blackpilled or tried to blackpill so far?
 
How's your relationship with your family?
 
The mailman after two months.
 
Then that's good. How many guys have you blackpilled or tried to blackpill so far?
I tried 3 people including my brother. One was stupid dumbass, let him cuck till death, second is imo close to be incel (167cm, average looking face) and he is pretty blackpilled, third my brother is blackpilled a bit but he will never be blackpilled in 100% coz he is very good looking like 8/10 so
 
I tried 3 people including my brother. One was stupid dumbass, let him cuck till death, second is imo close to be incel (167cm, average looking face) and he is pretty blackpilled, third my brother is blackpilled a bit but he will never be blackpilled in 100% coz he is very good looking like 8/10 so
Good job, private. I tried to blackpill someone but failed.
 
Good job, private. I tried to blackpill someone but failed.
Try to blackpill people who are really lonely like my 167cm friend and they are a little bit self-aware of their worth. U will fail with most normiesd tbh
 
Instantly, i live with parents.
 
Try to blackpill people who are really lonely like my 167cm friend and they are a little bit self-aware of their worth. U will fail with most normiesd tbh
Actually, I tried to blackpill a borderline incel guy but he believes he will ascend due to his status. Lol
 
Actually, I tried to blackpill a borderline incel guy but he believes he will ascend due to his status. Lol
yeah some are incels in denial but we cant help them already
 
Someone would notice when I stop showing up to clean shit off the toilet bowls.
 
I live with my parents and it would still take a good few days, maybe a week.
 
My grandparents would check on me and find me dead tomorrow if I died.
 
my family would check on me but not sure if they care as all they ever want from me is to use me and ignore my advice so in way dieing and not having my body found would be a blessing i would get the peace i diserve
 
It would depend on when my corpse would start to smell. It would also depend on how soon my mom calls me and I don't respond within a day.
 

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