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Experiment If you found your stacy coworker on an escort site, what would you do?

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ADHD_cel

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Best choice would be to pay and then report it anonymously so it doesn't backfire on you. :feelsthink:
 
i don't have a stacy coworker and i don't even have a toilet coworker but even if i did i don't think i will still fuck her, it will just make the work environment more intense since i am literally fucking one of the coworkers and paying her money.
better let things be more professional
 
I'd fuck her and refuse to pay or else I'd go to HR.
 
Id just act like I didn’t see anything; the other options are too much effort and would come with a whole slew of drama to deal with
 
Hr aint doing shit they will support her better to fuck her
 
Pretend I didn’t see it, just jerk off to her pics. I would go fuck her if I though she wouldn’t reject me.
 
I'd fuck her and refuse to pay or else I'd go to HR.
Based. Record the session in case you need proof, cause nobody will trust your word.
 
Realistically nothing. Best thing to do would be to report her. But the best outcome for an incel would be to just pay to fuck her i guess. Realistically speaking she'd probably reject us sex despite her being a LITERAL escort and getting money for fucking us anyway
 
Report her to the IRS. It's audit time, harlot.
 
Blackmail her for free sex. But this scenario is unrealistic no escort is going to work a normal job that's the reason they're whores to begin with
 
Fwd it to her boss and post it on her parents fb timeline just like they "expose all men"
 
in reality, nothing really. im too socially impaired to do shit.
 
Extort sex from the foid
 
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Ngl I was thinking about going there to bang her myself but I’m too high inhib for it. So I’d probably just have a good laugh at home and pretend nothing happened the next day, kek
Although I voted to report her to HR, I think the truecel answer is to "pretend like you didn't see anything"

real incels compartmentalize automatically and just don't want to deal with shit
 
Why would HR get involved?
 
do absolutely nothing unless she has offended me first. I don't want to risk problems
 
Smash her face (in video game)
 
Something like this actually happened at a job of mine. Turns out I knew her before it all happened, by having seen her promoting her OF. Then she got hired at my same place. I never knew that, however, due to it being a big corpo, so I didn't do anything. At some point, she got fired for, let's say, not being fit for the job. Only later I figured out she had been hired and fired. I honestly don't know what I'd have done if I had known before. Probably nothing, as I don't really think I care. Maybe share it with a few coworkers as some watercooler conversation.
 

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