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If you found a secret method to get laid would you share it here?

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We already know the method: "be good looking." Feel free to try it out sometime.
 
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CopingGymcel said:
We already know the method: "be good looking." Feel free to try it out sometime.

we know this
 
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Justice said:
we know this

There is no secret no matter what the PUA guys tell you. If you look good, girls will find you attractive. If you look bad, girls won't find you attractive.

If you're a white guy, you can go to Asia and have success there (even blackops2cel gets matches), but everyone knows that already.
 
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I would rather share secrets to become good looking. Much more useful and valuable than getting laid.
 
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CopingGymcel said:
We already know the method: "be good looking." Feel free to try it out sometime.

He wrote a SECRET method.
 
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be good looking, if that doesn't work then be rich so u can escortcel.
 
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btw everyone missing the point of the post.

Its an hypothetical situation about somehow circunventing normal "rules" needed to get laid, in order to present an ethical dilemma.

Not that he really hopes to find anything other than looks.
 
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1. Hire an escort

2. Go to swinger's club with her

3.Your perceived looks are deemed fuckable because you have a gf

4.Enjoy sex with a random shameless bitch
 
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No, then it wouldn't be a secret method; plus I don't trust half you cucks to not post it on pebbit.
 
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Just grab 'em by the pussy.
 
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Yeah. Escortcel
 
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Don`t be ugly
 
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asian massage parlor will give you the succ for 100$
 
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Yes, and I have many times.
 
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incelman said:
1. Hire an escort

2. Go to swinger's club with her

3.Your perceived looks are deemed fuckable because you have a gf

4.Enjoy sex with a random shameless bitch

But then you would still end up paying for the escorts
 
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Yes, I would.

Find a blackout alcoholic.
 
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Of course Brocel, I'll always look after my brocels
 
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I'd share it after I had my fun and acquired a wife.
 
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Every incel can get laid. Just buy a hooker or go to a brothel. I know in some countries it's illegal but you can travel elsewhere. As incel getting laid should be your last concern, more important is getting loved and appreaciated by someone.
 
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Justice said:
But then you would still end up paying for the escorts

But you fuck a woman for free
 
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incelman said:
But you fuck a woman for free

why don't you do it and tell me if it works for you or not.
 
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Justice said:
why don't you do it and tell me if it works for you or not.

Because no hooker agrees on going to a swinger's club. They don't even agree coming to my house. I'm that threatful to them.
 

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