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If you don't use prostitutes, you are a volcel

bloodFetish

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Refusal does not equal involuntary. If prostitutes refuse their services for you then you're actually an incel.
 
torujo

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are you retarded?
 
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Remove yourself from space and time.
 
CamelBlueFilters

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There we go. A method to determine truecelness.
 
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Anglo-Saxon

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Execute yourself
 
eurocel

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or poorcel kek
 
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First of all I'm broke. Second, find me some good hookers to have fun with.
 
Solitarian_Walker

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Just give me the money and I'll order a hooker right now.
 
Sneepysqar

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Literally correct, but I assume OP isn't serious.
 
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Yeah just spend 1000s of dollars to pretend someone gives a fuck about you.

Hookers are totally waste. And I had some hooker experiences.
Most guys who use them are married guys who already have a wife and just want to have a little sex on the side.
 
grayjedi90

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Using prostitutes is cheating. It's like playing dark souls with god mode and claiming you have beat the game.
 
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grayjedi90 said:
Using prostitutes is cheating. It's like playing dark souls with god mode and claiming you have beat the game.

I played a sorceress and couldn't get past the Undead Parish lol. 

Gonna maybe restart with a female paladin.
 
blackcel

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If you don't fuck yourself with your own dick, you are a volcel.
 
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If you don't autofellatiate, you are volcel.
 
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LanaDelRey said:
I played a sorceress and couldn't get past the Undead Parish lol. 

Gonna maybe restart with a female paladin.

I played dark souls 1 for 16 hours or so on steam. It's just a game i can't get into. It's too frustrating for me don't know what all the hype is about.
 

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