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If you don't use prostitutes, you are a volcel

bloodFetish

bloodFetish

Greycel
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Refusal does not equal involuntary. If prostitutes refuse their services for you then you're actually an incel.
 
Remove yourself from space and time.
 
There we go. A method to determine truecelness.
 
http://static.flickr.com/105/261201008_ed75ddb277_o.jpg
 
Execute yourself
 
First of all I'm broke. Second, find me some good hookers to have fun with.
 
Just give me the money and I'll order a hooker right now.
 
Literally correct, but I assume OP isn't serious.
 
Yeah just spend 1000s of dollars to pretend someone gives a fuck about you.

Hookers are totally waste. And I had some hooker experiences.
Most guys who use them are married guys who already have a wife and just want to have a little sex on the side.
 
Using prostitutes is cheating. It's like playing dark souls with god mode and claiming you have beat the game.
 
grayjedi90 said:
Using prostitutes is cheating. It's like playing dark souls with god mode and claiming you have beat the game.

I played a sorceress and couldn't get past the Undead Parish lol. 

Gonna maybe restart with a female paladin.
 
If you don't fuck yourself with your own dick, you are a volcel.
 
If you don't autofellatiate, you are volcel.
 
LanaDelRey said:
I played a sorceress and couldn't get past the Undead Parish lol. 

Gonna maybe restart with a female paladin.

I played dark souls 1 for 16 hours or so on steam. It's just a game i can't get into. It's too frustrating for me don't know what all the hype is about.
 

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