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Experiment If you could Surgery Max, What Surgeries would you get?

If you had the funds to get 2 Cosmetic Surgeries, which would you get?


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You have the money to surgery max, but you can only get 2 done before you exhaust the money you saved for it. What surgeries are you getting? Do they help you ascend?
 
Easy, jaw and height because that pretty much the main things that matter.
 
First of all I'd fix my teeth.

Other than that, even though I really need them, but fuck hair surgeries/implants though, they're too expensive and they're not permanent solutions and there's a million things wrong with them. Better off bald and a virgin tbh, not spending thousands of dollars on some shitty surgery.
 
chin implant, and infraorbital rim implant (eye surgery)
I still wouldn't be chad though
:feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
rhino for my hideous nose and a 6 inch leg lengthening surgery for my turbomanlet height
 
Head transplant, liposuction,
 
Chin implant and rhinoplasy, and hair tranplant.

I wouldn't go through the with height surgery cuz that fucks your body up.
 
I didn't see height augmentation or I would've voted that too
 
One that made me stronger so that I could beat up foids even more effectively in Minecraft.
 
I want surgery that end my life without pain.
 
Jaw+eyes, and nose if I could pick a third option.
 
Jaw & eye, biggest boosters. A wig can suffice.
 
For eyes: Brow ridge implant, infra orbital rim implant, canthoplasty, fillers and microneedling
For jaw: LeFort 1 with CW rotation of maxilla, MSE, MSDO and maybe chin wing osteotomy
For cheekbones: implants
For nose: Alar base reduction and nose bridge implant

Maybe other random surgeries like ramus implants, otoplasty, lip corner lift, buccal fat removal. Limb lengthning bc I’m 5’5.
And all this money, pain and effort simply to become a normie, not even chadlite or anything
 
easily height and jaw tbh
 
I just want to increase my height. It’s one of the biggest reasons why I am an incel. Maybe jaw or eye surgery if it could help
 
You have the money to surgery max, but you can only get 2 done before you exhaust the money you saved for it. What surgeries are you getting? Do they help you ascend?
if height surgery had no problems(in reality too many) I would go from 5'5 to 5'11 ideally 6'6
 

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