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If you could only do one sex act, what would it be?

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What would it be?

  • Fellatio

  • Cunnilingus

  • Vaginal

  • Anal


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One sex act, only once, with the girl of your dreams.
 
Vaginal. That's the holy grail.
 
just lol at guys wanting to fuck a poop machine!

vagina is legit though
 
Penis into vagina, obviously.
 
BJ. I don't like to work that hard. Just lay back relax and enjoy the succ.
 
Vaginal, hopefully also makes the girl pregnant
 
rub my dick between a girls pussy.
 
Very hard choice. Was torn between a BJ and regular,but went with vaginal in the end.
 
lol @ cucks saying Cunnilingus
 
None because I'm not a degenerate.
 
JFL at everyone who picked vaginal over anal.
 
Depends on whether her vagina looks better than her asshole or whether her asshole looks better than her vagina. If her asshole looks like Lisa Ann's i'm going with anal.
 
I won't go into great detail, but that's one of the reason i actualy selected anal over vaginal

Now you got me curious. Please do go into detail.

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I won't go into great detail, but that's one of the reason i actualy selected anal over vaginal
Anal is one of thosd things that only looks good in porn. Irl sounds a hell of a lot messier
 
Now you got me curious. Please do go into detail.

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First of all, lol at that Michael Jackson gif

Alright, well... i realy want to fuck a girl in the ass, have her shit herself while im fucking her, and keep fucking using her shit as lube. Bareback ofc.

@Weirdcel
 
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Just kiss my Penis is to small so no one will enjoy anything
 
First of all, lol at that Michael Jackson gif

Alright, well... i realy want to fuck a girl in the ass, have her shit herself while im fucking her, and keep fucking using her shit as lube. Bareback ofc.

@Weirdcel
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Depends on whether her vagina looks better than her asshole or whether her asshole looks better than her vagina. If her asshole looks like Lisa Ann's i'm going with anal.

This is a much better example than that old skunk Lisa Ann

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First of all, lol at that Michael Jackson gif

Alright, well... i realy want to fuck a girl in the ass, have her shit herself while im fucking her, and keep fucking using her shit as lube. Bareback ofc.

@Weirdcel

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I would be concerned with the possibility of getting a urinary tract infection though. (yes guys can get them). swim once tried anal bareback and ended up with a nasty infection a few days latter with horrible burning whilst urinating. Took a few weeks of antibiotics to get rid of.

Sometimes the fantasy is more appealing then the reality.
 
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I would be concerned with the possibility of getting a urinary tract infection though. (yes guys can get them). swim once tried anal bareback and ended up with a nasty infection a few days latter with horrible burning whilst urinating. Took a few weeks of antibiotics to get rid of.

Sometimes the fantasy is more appealing then the reality.
I have to do it atleast once. Not scared of stds tbh.
 
At this point, I'll settle just for kissing a girl.
 
This is a much better example than that old skunk Lisa Ann

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I dont think her asshole looks good tbh.
 
Scrolled to the bottom with my eyes closed cuz I don't even wanna know about the comments in this thread.
 
anal for sure (with a female)
 
Depends on whether her vagina looks better than her asshole or whether her asshole looks better than her vagina. If her asshole looks like Lisa Ann's i'm going with anal.

good taste bucko
 
Is shitting in her mouth a sex act? If so, then that.
 
impregnate her
 
Fuck a roastie in the ass with contraception on.
 
@idkwattodowithlife Share your thoughts boyo.
 
Vaginal

Specifically, condomless sex with an STD-free woman in her late-teens or early-20s.
 

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