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If you could have one superpower, which one would you choose?

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Rules: 
  • the superpower can't change your physical appearance.
  • no mind control of any form.
 
sepelion

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Blowjob on command
 
Zyros

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Psychokinesis.


This question is a no brainer.

If superpowers included ",passive traits" them I would choose immortality.


sepelion said:
Blowjob on command

"no mind control"

Is it so difficult to read lol
 
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Skotokinesis which basically grants control over darkness/shadows, anti matter manipulation, control of the entire sky dyring night
 
sepelion

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Unlimited money.
 
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Trans-dimensional space travel, then I could find a reality worth living in.
 
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The ability to control time to my liking.
 
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The power to stop time for as long as I want, imagine the stuff you could do with this ability.
 
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Probably super strength like the hulk or "the thing" from fantastic 4. I'm basically a big rage monster anyway, just without the green.
 
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Unlimited jizz so I can hose down my waifu like it's double dare
 
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Crustaciouse said:
The power to stop time for as long as I want, imagine the stuff you could do with this ability.

I only can think about rape ngl
 
Crustaciouse

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marin said:
I only can think about rape ngl

What about stealing anything you want and never being caught.
 
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Mind read and planting thoughts into other minds. I believe looking into the female mind will be the ultimate black pill.
 
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Crustaciouse said:
What about stealing anything you want and never being caught.

It was my second thought tbh
 
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Ability to generate infinite money
 
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Omnipotence. Is that cheating?
 
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Omega level telekinesis aka powerful enough like Phoenix from X-Men.
 
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I would choose to be the hulk since that would be the logical conclusion of gymcel.
 
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Idk if this falls under mind control but the ability to black pill everyone.
 
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The ability to attract any foid without changing the way I look or through mind control. The ability itself is that foids are attracted to me through some indescribable reason
 
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I always wanted time related powers.
Fuck something up? just go back a few minuets, want to moneymaxx? just go back to 2010 and do bit coin or better yet property in the 50s, Want to rapemaxx? Just time travel to the medieval era or do it now and go back before you did it so many possibility's.
hell if you fuck something up you get to go on a Steins;Gate tier adventure.
 
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Teleportation. I can go to places that take hours to travel to in a matter of seconds.
 
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fix my face AND my genetics. also give myself 190 iq
 
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Teleportation for rapemaxx
 
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Space-Time Control

With it, i am basically, more than god. Not only am i omnipotent and timeless by changing myself into a non-corporeal entity but i can warp reality, universe, and the passage of time to my will.
 
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Teleportation to any place on Earth. I'd save so much time, money and nerves by not having to commute for my wageslavery, I could just zap to anywhere without any effort, etc...
 
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Mine would be to stop/slow time amd stop aging like Quicksilver.
100 normalfag day = 1 day for me.
 
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The ability to be Gigachad (I'm considering it as a superpower).
 
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The power to change your body like that blue bitch from x-men
 
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