Chopin
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I wish I could shapeshift so I can become a chad.
And so I can find out what being a woman is like.
And so I can find out what being a woman is like.
Immortality means you live forever because you don't have biological limitations.Otherwise immortality, as I could go ER without any repercussions
shapeshift so I can become a chad.
Cool but why would you want that?Become an IP packet so I could travel over the Internet.
Immortality in fiction usually comes along with aging immunity & regeneration, because that's what it literally means. To be unable to die, i.e. even if you get blown up to smithereens you'll still be able to heal and come back.Immortality means you live forever because you don't have biological limitations.
You mean invincibility?
Cool but why would you want that?
What happened next?ded srs I got asked this on a job interview by an hr foid thursday
Shapeshifting without limits is incredibly OP
You get old? Just shapeshift into prime chad and get telomeres for free. Also LARPing as other people to troll whoever you want, and enter anywhere you want.
Otherwise immortality, as I could go ER without any repercussions
yeah but when compared to other superpowers it is easily hidden unless you fuck up hard (like doing it in crowded areas or in front of a camera)As long as they never gain awareness that you can shapeshift.
Super kindness
yeah but when compared to other superpowers it is easily hidden unless you fuck up hard (like doing it in crowded areas or in front of a camera)
if you use it well they should never find you, in fact you can just create your own appearance (from a non-existing person) so that they don't find it suspicious
Those are two different powers, choose oneTime control and immortality meaning I will never age and I can control time.
control timeThose are two different powers, choose one
Teleportation.
>No more commute
>No more transportation costs at all, only buy gas if I feel like driving
>No more border checks, if feds see me I just teleport home
>Take a walk on a remote, tropical island in the morning, eat lunch on the English coast, whatever.
>Hungry? Just teleport into a supermarket after hours and grab a sandwich or something
Still got bills to pay and shit.You gain teleportation but continue to wage?
The clear winner is mind control. You could reshape the world how you see fit overnight. You could solve every single global problem in one fell swoop. Crime, poverty, inequality, and of course the bigger problems like war and hunger. You could unite the entire planet towards a singular goal. You could have Utopia on earth, and make real collective efforts to colonize the solar system, without the power and profit motive. Then, as a grand experiment, you could release everyone and give them their free will back to see how this new humanity will handle its new position in the cosmos.
Still got bills to pay and shit.
Yeah but then some glownigger will rat me out and I'll be hunted by every intelligence service in the entire world.Set yourself up as a global courier, delivering urgent parcels instantly.
How about the ability to *partake* in sex?the ability to have sex
ThisMind control.