Serious If you could choose to be born a human vs dog which would you pick?

[Total Imbecile]

After seeing @orchis's post I defeintly would pick to be a dog 10/10 times

Dogs:
-are too dumb to be aware of anything
-get food and shelter provided, LDAR 24/7
-get sexually satisfied by their female masters

I would also make a perfect dog in that Im incredily hibh inhib and would be extremelly obedient

 

[what is happening]

Dog in middle class white family that has lots of daughters.

White people consider their dog as part of the family. But it doesn't count as incest!

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Dog in the first world would be great but not in third world or developing nations.
That is just a death wish.

 

[Total Imbecile]

Dog in middle class white family that has lots of daughters.

Dog is part of the family too. And it doesn't count as incest.

My God imagine behind a dog in Ohio and your family has 4 blonde daughters

 

[Tallcel]

I can see why foids do dogs.

They have an emotional connection
They mature early
No need for birth control
They are dumb and controllable
They can protect a weak foid

 

[Bane of Arthropods]

i want to be chad

 

[Tallcel]

Dog in the first world would be great but not in third world or developing nations.
That is just a death wish.

China is first world but dog hell

i want to be chad

This site should be renamed i-wanna-b-chad.co

 

[Deleted member 19971]

China is first world but dog hell

I don't even consider China first world since most of it's population lives in shitty places.

 

[Deleted member 16390]

Dog in the first world would be great but not in third world or developing nations.
That is just a death wish.

Is China a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd world country,
How much is that doggie in d window?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

Is China a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd world country,
How much is that doggie in d window?
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I consider China to be a developing nation.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Human because being a dog you have no freedom and are at the mercy of society which can put you down if it wants to.

 

[Deleted member 16390]

I consider China to be a developing nation.

perhaps so, but China have at least 15 Cities Night Skyline, that make the states decaying major cities downtown look like dog poo.

 

[reallyunfuckable]

I would choose to be any kind of dog literally, i could have shelter/food 24h plus fuck my female master and have her to clean my shit on the floor, or i could be a homeless dog fucking various homeless bitches. It's a total win!

 

[Hate_my_life]

I just want to be dead.

 

[Deleted member 818]

Don't wanna be raped by white girls so human.

 

[FukFeminism]

A chad husky or golden retriever lives a SIGNIFICANTLY better life than me.

 

[ihaveno1]

Anything but a human

 

[wasted12years]

I wouldn't want to live for approx 12 years only. What a waste.

 

[Dregster]

After seeing @orchis's post I defeintly would pick to be a dog 10/10 times

Dogs:
-are too dumb to be aware of anything
-get food and shelter provided, LDAR 24/7
-get sexually satisfied by their female masters

I would also make a perfect dog in that Im incredily hibh inhib and would be extremelly obedient

 

[Tallcel]

I consider China to be a developing nation.

How much more do they need to develop?

I wouldn't want to live for approx 12 years only. What a waste.

I envy short lifespans

 

[Deleted member 19971]

How much more do they need to develop?

Enough for nation-wide government funded girlfriends.

 

[Tallcel]

Enough for nation-wide government funded girlfriends.

So Murica must be 666th world

 

[Deleted member 19971]

So Murica must be 666th world

America is evil, nuke it tbh.

 

[Tallcel]

America is evil, nuke it tbh.

this ngl. hopefully I'm ground zero

 

[Shigechi]

Being born as a dog would severely increase my chances of fucking a human female. So dog.

 

[Sheogorath]

-are too dumb to be aware of anything
-get food and shelter provided, LDAR 24/7
-get sexually satisfied by their female masters

I would pick human obviously. If I don't want to be aware of shit I can just rope.

Food/shelter isn't guaranteed for all dogs, keep in mind many get put down.

You're not guaranteed to have a female master... and while foids definietly do this, keep in mind there are faggots who suck off male dogs too, so be careful after you reincarnate bro.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

Is China a 1st, 2nd, or 3rd world country,
How much is that doggie in d window?
View attachment 185601

good boys

 

[Frenchnibba]

It’s chad or nothing.

 

[lightskin2thousand0]

It’s chad or nothing.

this is why inceldom isnt the same issue for women. none if them cant get sex its just that fhe guys they want who are miles above their leauge dont want to stay with them

 

[Sheogorath]

Being born as a dog would severely increase my chances of fucking a human female.
So dog.

There are more important things IMO.

TBH if we didn't care about the law or getting subsequently gang-raped in prison, it would not be hard to fuck a female.

Our problem isn't that sex is impossible, it's that we have legal/moral and aesthetic standards.

That said: dogs basically get consent to hump/fuck hot foids, but then they live about 10 years and can't read subtitles.

 

[speedtypingincel]

Dogs:
-are too dumb to be aware of anything
-get food and shelter provided, LDAR 24/7
-get sexually satisfied by their female masters

Debatable. Dogs don't seem to be that dumb. Experiments MAY have shown otherwise.
Food and shelter... also debatable. Some dogs are feral and never get those benefits.
Also debatable, while some women have sex with dogs, other remain unsatisfied and seek out sex with female dogs.

 

[Monk of Failure]

There is not a single day I don't get to see dogpill on this forum. Brutal dogpill

 

[deathsh+rt]

dog as I would rip everyones throat out and be loved at the same time.

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Of fucking course a dog, without a second thought.

 

[HappilySingle]

Depends. Male dogs get their balls cut off. At least as human I get to keep my balls even if I never get to use them.

 

[FinnCel]

Dog in middle class white family that has lots of daughters.

White people consider their dog as part of the family. But it doesn't count as incest!

Brutal incestpill

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Of fucking course a dog, without a second thought.