If you can’t grow a goatee by the time you’re 18 years old then it never begun

[Reclusemaxxer]

Most males are able to at least grow a visible amount of chin hair by this age if not more than that if you’re 18 or older and can’t even grow a goatee then it truly has never begun for you if you can grow a beard then you have a good chance at ascending because a beard is a sign of genetic superiority while low T guys like me that can’t grow beards are just stuck rotting not even being able to hide our terrible facial structures

 

[Oroborus]

That's nuffin, I'm balding at 19

 

[Reclusemaxxer]

it is better to shave because half of my hair is darker and the second part is yellow (in video game)

I can’t even grow enough facial hair worth shaving all I have is a bunch of pubic hair it never begun

 

[Angry_runt]

"mmm what a sexy goatee" - a thought no woman has ever had in the history of humanity

 

[erenyeager]

"mmm what a sexy goatee" - a thought no woman has ever had in the history of humanity

 

[NoLooksNoLife]

"mmm what a sexy goatee" - a thought no woman has ever had in the history of humanity

Funny because true

 

[Deleted member 44462]

"mmm what a sexy goatee" - a thought no woman has ever had in the history of humanity

 

[unique_freak]

I'm so hairy that bigfoot takes pictures of me. No toilets will touch me with a ten feet long pole.

 

[Ika-Sama]

I started growing hair under my chin at 19