
Copexodius Maximus
Mentally destroyed by reality
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If we look at the average vertical leap measurement and average arm span relative to the body, then in order to dunk a basketball, you need to be around 6'4" minimum.
For comparison, that's the height of the tallest American president, who's subhuman appearance was only overlooked because he reached this golden height.
If you are below that, it's over for you.
You have to compensate for your subhuman height by training to be able to do what tall Chad can do by just existing.
Just give it up, your manletism can't be hidden just because you can jump higher at these subhuman heights.
And if a person that tall can't dunk still, then they have subhuman vertical jump power and it's also over for them.
Chads that tall don't need to train to be able to dunk at 6'4" because this is based on the average leap height.
If this is the case for you, then I'm sorry to say but you are a lanklet with a shit frame.
Sure height doesn't matter if you have a subhuman face, but if you are below 6'4" it was over before it even began.
There's no leg lengthening that will help you overcome this, because the most it can do is give you 2 inches, and even then there are big long term risks.
Meanwhile Chad is born and already at that height for free.
The height pill is beyond brootal, there's no coping when a teenager heightmogs you to the shadow realm.
There's a reason roping is o popular, because it's done by manlets, and if they were tall enough they wouldn't have died in that fasion so they give their body one last punishment in the most fitting way possible.

For comparison, that's the height of the tallest American president, who's subhuman appearance was only overlooked because he reached this golden height.

If you are below that, it's over for you.
You have to compensate for your subhuman height by training to be able to do what tall Chad can do by just existing.

Just give it up, your manletism can't be hidden just because you can jump higher at these subhuman heights.
And if a person that tall can't dunk still, then they have subhuman vertical jump power and it's also over for them.
Chads that tall don't need to train to be able to dunk at 6'4" because this is based on the average leap height.
If this is the case for you, then I'm sorry to say but you are a lanklet with a shit frame.

Sure height doesn't matter if you have a subhuman face, but if you are below 6'4" it was over before it even began.
There's no leg lengthening that will help you overcome this, because the most it can do is give you 2 inches, and even then there are big long term risks.
Meanwhile Chad is born and already at that height for free.

The height pill is beyond brootal, there's no coping when a teenager heightmogs you to the shadow realm.
There's a reason roping is o popular, because it's done by manlets, and if they were tall enough they wouldn't have died in that fasion so they give their body one last punishment in the most fitting way possible.
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