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If WW3 happens how would you avoid getting drafted?

Trannydestroyer

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Chads, normies, soys, faggots, troons and foids can go join the war I will avoid getting drafted by acting mentally retarded or be an illegal immigrantcel in a relatively peaceful country if I get drafted I will do friendly fire :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic:
 
Chads, normies, soys, faggots, troons and foids can go join the war I will avoid getting drafted by acting mentally retarded or be an illegal immigrantcel in a relatively peaceful country if I get drafted I will do friendly fire :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic:
They rejected me from the army because i was too autistic
 
I'll just hide somewhere probably or flee my country to go to some neutral one
 
Show my history of posting on incel forums and be deemed mentally unstable.
 
What disqualifies you from the draft?



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The fuck is usual reasons?
 
why would I wanna avoid getting drafted?
 
By killing myself.
 
why fight a jew war
it would be a good way to end life because instead of killing myself and my family thinking I'm some cuck who couldn't handle life they think I'm a hero for dying in war
 
overeat so im too fat to enter
 
Kill the Police Thats Will Come to my house and try to draft me.

I refuse to die in a jew war, and refuse to kill people for no reason
 
I would demand to be allowed to outright try-out for the special forces unit and if I fail, kill as many recruits as possible (in freefire online)
:feelsBox:
 
Get an autism diagnosis, autistic people are disqualified from military service.
 
paint myself white and become a tranny
 
I can't be drafted because of my disability (aspergers, adhd)
so all you normshits have to die to save my neet lifestyle
 
fighting for ((Society)) and for the ((j00s)) and ((NW0)), nope.
Martin Scorsese Miami GIF
 
I've got autism and flatfeet, so I'll try to play those cards. If that doesn't work, I'll just cripple myself.
 
I don't think I would be drafted because of a history of mental illness, which would be a shame because at least it would be something to get up for, and quite possibly die of. Although being the loser I am I'd probably just lose a leg or some shit.
 
I would tell them that I have a hatred for trans/fags/women and niggers. No way 2023 army would draft you.
 
ill declare loyalty to china or something. rather die behind bars than in a trench.
 
I wouldnt get drafted because im autistic
 
i would go back to hiding to the desert of libya if something like that happens. i wouldn't really care if wars happen since i already know a lot of hidden places when i can be safe with no one comming to me and even some locations in some rainy mountains.
 
I would blow myself up in my own room, or try a rampage in my barracks effectively becoming a martyr.
 
I would shoot myself as soon as they gave me a gun tbh
 
go agent 106 on my squad
 
I'm technically disabled and cannot exercise without health risks, so I'd be safe. There's a few perks for being very subhuman versus slightly subhuman.
 
Go ER once the weapon and ammo Is aquired
 
Just refuse. The worst that will happen is you'll go to prison for a few months.

There's no way men will accept being conscripted in the west for another war-- unless the country is being invaded. Russia tried conscripting men and half of them tried leaving the country. It's one benefit of the feminisation of men in the west, they simply wouldn't do it. Plus the hypocrisy of male-only conscription in the west would be too much for even the feminazi media to ignore.
 
it would be a good way to end life because instead of killing myself and my family thinking I'm some cuck who couldn't handle life they think I'm a hero for dying in war
real
 
I wouldn't aviod drafted because you go prison for it. besides if go to war I would be fine with It cause i got nothing to live for anyway being low iq and be unwanted Disposable man in clown western modern world we live in
 
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Chads, normies, soys, faggots, troons and foids can go join the war I will avoid getting drafted by acting mentally retarded or be an illegal immigrantcel in a relatively peaceful country if I get drafted I will do friendly fire :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic: :feelsautistic:
Act like a retarded ass mofo
 

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