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Discussion If the sexual market was a professional wrestling group fight event

Mainländer

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Truecels: never even enter the ring

Incels: try to enter the ring and might succeed for a brief moment, but foids send them flying away from it with a single blow

Low tier normies: enter the ring, stay for some moments just to serve as punching bags, get thrown away, come back for more after some minutes

Normies: in the ring during most of the match, landing one occasional blow here and there but serving as punching bags 95% of the time

High tier normies: manage to mostly stay in the ring, but still get hit more than they hit others

Chadlites: have fun beating everyone who isn't a foid or a Chad, may land some good hits on foids but mostly still lose, lose to Chads

Ugly foids: easily destroy all average to below males, get some interesting fights with upper tier men, get destroyed by Chads

Beckies: OHKO all males who aren't Chadlite and Chad, wins easily against Chadlite, get destroyed by Chads

Stacies: most fighters can't even touch them, OHKO everyone but Chad, get into long fights with Chads but end up getting humiliated by them

Chads: coasts through the fight effortlessly without being hit once and destroying everyone until only Stacies are left, then have a long fight and end up humiliating them
 
I'm not actively participating in life anyways.
 
I would just CHOose to explore some othER strategies in the ring
 
Truecels: never even enter the ring

Incels: try to enter the ring and might succeed for a brief moment, but foids send them flying away from it with a single blow

Low tier normies: enter the ring, stay for some moments just to serve as punching bags, get thrown away, come back for more after some minutes

Normies: in the ring during most of the match, landing one occasional blow here and there but serving as punching bags 95% of the time

High tier normies: manage to mostly stay in the ring, but still get hit more than they hit others

Chadlites: have fun beating everyone who isn't a foid or a Chad, may land some good hits on foids but mostly still lose, lose to Chads

Ugly foids: easily destroy all average to below males, get some interesting fights with upper tier men, get destroyed by Chads

Beckies: OHKO all males who aren't Chadlite and Chad, wins easily against Chadlite, get destroyed by Chads

Stacies: most fighters can't even touch them, OHKO everyone but Chad, get into long fights with Chads but end up getting humiliated by them

Chads: coasts through the fight effortlessly without being hit once and destroying everyone until only Stacies are left, then have a long fight and end up humiliating them
(You're trascendental, man! :feelsLSD:)
Don't you think ugly women can get rekt by Chadlites, actually? :waitwhat:
 
Chad beats tf out of everyone :reeeeee:
 
(You're trascendental, man! :feelsLSD:)
Don't you think ugly women can get rekt by Chadlites, actually? :waitwhat:
Go to Tinder as a chadlite, then as an ugly foid and tell me.

Also thanks!
 
chad doesnt enter the ring at all but he still somehow wins
 
WWE battle royal.
 
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