Experiment If the devil turned you into ultra gigachad with psychic powers...

Will you sell your soul to the devil to become ultra gigachad?

  • Yes

    Votes: 26 61.9%
  • No

    Votes: 16 38.1%

  • Total voters
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Imagine being an ultra gigachad... A gigachad among gigachads... gigachad looks like a normie to you in comparison and Chad looks incel in comparison to you.

As in you'd have 99.9% chance of banging any food you want. The only ones who can resist you are the ones who are unusually mentally strong and loyal to their man or to their extreme vow of chastity. But even them you'd not have to worry about because of your psychic powers.

But it's the devil offering you this in exchange for your soul. Will you do it?
 
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souls dont exist
 
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I would sell my BODY to devil to turn into ultra gigachad
 
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When I was bluepilled and believed this sort of shit I tried to summon some demons to make my life better. Like legit fucking satanic rituals. Guess what happened? NOTHING. SATAN ISN'T REAL. MAGIC ISN'T REAL.

I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING SATAN, I AM ALREADY SOULLESS.
 
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Yes bro. Hail Satan tbh
 
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Satan and souls don't exist so sure
 
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Hell yeah, Easy, i wouldn't even think about it twice.
 
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Forver torture in afterlife versus a lifetime torture and later potential heaven. :feelshmm:

Low iq question tbh. Not that I believe in it, but you have to be consistent.
 
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No never. I despise Chads. I honestly dont want to be one of these disgusting inferiour creatures.
 
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Nothingness said:
No never. I despise Chads. I honestly dont want to be one of these disgusting inferiour creatures.
Giga cope tbh
 
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just imagine not selling ur soul to the devil and still end up in hell because u r resentful being born as ugly
fucking life
 
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NEETAndTidy said:
Satan and souls don't exist so sure
It's just a hypothetical question...
 
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No way. I have been and continue to be attacked by Satan to this very day. I will never give in to Satan.
 
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NEETAndTidy said:
Satan and souls don't exist so sure
Learn to have some fun, stop being high strung
texascurrycel said:
No way. I have been and continue to be attacked by Satan to this very day. I will never give in to Satan.
This
 
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If souls existed and satan existed I'd definitely sell my soul. Mostly for the psychic powers, then I could use them to fuck with normies and foids
 
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If I have my nose surgery behind me and get my desired hairstyle, then I will look very solid. I do not have to be a gigachad to lead a happy life. So no.
 
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I would hand over my soul and suck his cock on top of it if that meant I was to be chad.
 
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Raw deal. 80 (or shorter) years of a good life isn't worth my eternal soul.
 
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Already tried. Black magick doesnt work and that only makes religion seem more fantastical.
 
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Fuck yeah. I’d sell my soul just to be tall and have hair tbh.
 
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Im to religious to sell my soul for anything on this world. Cant change that ever its ingrained in my head
 
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What does that even mean "sell your soul"?
Does this mean, we go to hell? Or do we have to serve the devil in the afterlife? Do we become a demon?
 
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First loss said:
When I was bluepilled and believed this sort of shit I tried to summon some demons to make my life better. Like legit fucking satanic rituals. Guess what happened? NOTHING. SATAN ISN'T REAL. MAGIC ISN'T REAL.

I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING SATAN, I AM ALREADY SOULLESS.
It's over when even Satan doesn't want your subhuman soul boyo
 
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I would only sell my soul to become immortal.
 
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No because if that happened, it would be proof that God really exists and no amount of hedonistic pleasure as a gigachad during a couple of years on Earth can compensate for an eternity burning in hell.
 
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First loss said:
When I was bluepilled and believed this sort of shit I tried to summon some demons to make my life better. Like legit fucking satanic rituals. Guess what happened? NOTHING. SATAN ISN'T REAL. MAGIC ISN'T REAL.

I DO NOT NEED A FUCKING SATAN, I AM ALREADY SOULLESS.

Only the first pact is the one that counts and you probably sold your soul to the evil when you were young and your mother nearly caught you doing anything you shouldn't.
BeefRamen said:
I would only sell my soul to become immortal.
kinda useless because you will end up being alone for eternity as this universe will eventually cease to move
 
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Honeypot said:
kinda useless because you will end up being alone for eternity as this universe will eventually cease to move

I would still sell my soul for such a deal, I mean, it would be God's fault in first place having created me so defective that I have to put my soul on SoulBay in the hope of living an acceptable life.

However, becoming immortal would even better because the technology would improve over time and grant you access to gene editing to become a super Chad. Moreover, you can botch the deal with devil by not dying at least for long time, assuming that your soul is actually claimed at your death. Even if souls don't exist, in the case they should, technology will become enough advanced to create them, so you could get your soul back, without even infringing the terms of the original deal.

But, well, it's just theory.
 
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Wouldn't be worth it
 
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I'd sell my soul for way less tbh
 
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I would take the deal and then become so incredibly evil on Earth that the devil would be very impressed and would make me one of his top generals in Hell and I would continue to live like a god.
 
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What are you going to do with my soul, satan?
Get a life, satan.
 
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In a heartbeat. Except I would demand the Devil make me his legion lord .
I want it to be the Islamic devil so that I could become jinn.
And then I can fight against all beings in the cosmos.
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I would take the deal and then become so incredibly evil on Earth that the devil would be very impressed and would make me one of his top generals in Hell and I would continue to live like a god.
Hell's just a hot tub over time.
 
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Well if the devil shows up then wouldn't that tell you hell and an afterlife in heaven really exists? If that happens no.