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Blackpill If someone that looked exactly like Jesus was brought to 2024, he would be an incel

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title, only reason people like jesus is because he was a religious figure
 
He would be crucified by the same people that adore him.
 
nope he was a reptilian shapeshifter (JAHWEH was a fire breathing dragon) and could morph into a giga ultimate chad 200 out of 10 he would do miracles like creating river from foid's wet holes not a single human could compete even right now

Jesus reptilian shapeshifter
 
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Jesus is not real. He is just some brown shitskin.
 
nope he was a reptilian shapeshifter (JAHWEH was a fire breathing dragon) and could morph into a giga ultimate chad 200 out of 10 he would do miracles like creating river from foid's wet holes not a single human could compete even right now

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FUCK OFF YOU RETARD THERE IS NO JESUS OR GOD FUCKING WE NEED COMMUNISM NOW I HATE RIGHT WING AND CAPITALIST SUCK:reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee:
 
FUCK OFF YOU RETARD THERE IS NO JESUS OR GOD FUCKING WE NEED COMMUNISM NOW I HATE RIGHT WING AND CAPITALIST SUCK:reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee: :reeeeee:
cope you will get eaten by "gods" because those gods are just reptilians that made us and Jesus was one of them, he tried to warn and save you marxist scumbag from becoming their dinner

Commie soyboy cake


this is you commiescum
 
We don't know what he looked like nigga
After six days, Jesus took with him Peter and James and his brother John, and led them up a high mountain, by themselves. And he metamorphosed before them, and his face shone like the sun, and his clothes became dazzling white. (Matt. 17:1-2)


And while he was praying, the appearance of his face changed, and his clothes became dazzling white. (Luke 9:29)

He was a Chad reptilian shapeshifter
 

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