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If NGE took place with social medias/phones

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Let's say NGE took place in modern era with still same setting every ocean messed up, and also, let's say that somehow when an angel comes no one manages to take a picture/video of it so EVAs still mostly unknown, I think for the characters
Asuka: Would definitely be an e-girl/attention whore on the side of being an EVA pilot. Would get orbiters, of course, all type of ill-shit
Rei: Would have social medias probably, but never follow anyone, or getting followed herself. I will imagine her doomposting, or being a lurker on some obscure mongolian lettuce eating forum
Shinji: Boy oh boy Shinji, where would I start.. that mf would get spotify premium and just listen to music all the time.. I don't know if he'd fall into black pill spaces, I doubt it. He'd probably be a depressed 14 year old boy, like how I was I think, watching porn, listening music, playing video games
Misato, Gendo, Almost every adults (with exceptions I'll name): Don't have social media other than maybe facebook.
Toji: Has a normie FYP, does normie things
Kensuke: Makes war edits, a bit more on the online side hehe
Hikari: Like Toji, mainly normie content, but she does know online things, and is kinder than most normies
Shigeru: I had to include this person, idk I feel like his would be shitposting and having fun
Kaworu: Damn.. This was a hard one, I want to say he just posts nature and classical music, but I feel like he'd post some really weird shit too if he had social medias.
Finally, Kaji: Posts vegetables, plants, has lots of chicks following him on instagram or wherever but he don't care, things like this XD
 
Neon Genesis Evangelion Third Impact GIF
 
Dnr. Misato's feet in my face is lifefuel.
 
That sounds about right, would be pretty charming to be honest. Maybe the new Yoko Taro Evangelion series will be a little like this. Good thread.
 

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