If Mario was tall and good looking, would he get to fuck Peach after rescuing her from Bowser?

[Deleted member 33091]

Because all Mario ever gets is a kiss on the nose and an offer for some cake. Is this Japan being based and blackpilled? Would Japan make Mario take Peach's virginitiy if he was a tall Chad? Discuss this.

The blackpill is present in all things even including Super Mario Bros.

 

[Black Soul]

mariopill

 

[Meus]

Because all Mario ever gets is a kiss on the nose and an offer for some cake. Is this Japan being based and blackpilled? Would Japan make Mario take Peach's virginitiy if he was a tall Chad? Discuss this.

The blackpill is present in all things even including Super Mario Bros.

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If Mario was Chad he wouldn't need to rescue her. He could literally high-five bowser and say "Well done." and peach would still want to fuck him and ask Bowser to acquaint both with each other.

 

[Sheogorath]

Would Japan make Mario take Peach's virginitiy if he was a tall Chad?

no because however tall Mario gets (like when he eats the Mushroom) Bowser is still taller and chadder

and he doesn't even need to become Gigabowser to do it