If life was a sandwish, chads would be the bacon, normies would be the mayo, and I would be the shit

[KonchoTOTO]

Everyone wants bacon in their sandwich

Only fat chicks put mayo in their sandwich

No one puts shit on their sandwish. My skin color looks exactly like the shits i take in my bathroom. I wish I was full black or white, instead of this indian shitskin monstrocity

 

[voiceoftreason]

The world is an unforgiving place OP and I'm so sorry.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

its over if you are not a baguette in 2019

 

[TheRealChincel]

its over if you are not a baguette in 2019

I saw a college aged woman posing with a baguette last week like she was throating it, that baguette is more valued than 90% of males.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

I saw a college aged woman posing with a baguette last week like she was throating it, that baguette is more valued than 90% of males.

the baguette has had more interaction that the whole forum

 

[TheRealChincel]

the baguette has had more interaction that the whole forum

Yes, yes. I saw a Chadguette and realized that it mogged billions of men.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Yes, yes. I saw a Chadguette and realized that in any iteration of the universe, I was doomed.

Damn dude, you got burnt like toast...

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

I saw a college aged woman posing with a baguette last week like she was throating it, that baguette is more valued than 90% of males.

Breads me.

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

But what if someone likes shit on their sandwich

 

[Cuyen]

we are even more worthless than shit

 

[FinnCel]

Thanks for noticing.

 

[Deleted member 9229]

what great metaphor

 

[Wasted]

if life was a sandwich, incels would be the crust on the bread that everyone pulls off because no one wants to eat it.

 

[FlamingCel]

if life was a sandwich, incels would be the crust on the bread that everyone pulls off because no one wants to eat it.

I hate the crust.I always take it off

 

[Deleted member 1060]

And curries are the corns in the shit.

 

[Blue Squirtle]

Ethnics in the West have it bad.

 

[Cuyen]

Thanks for noticing.

 

[Blacktarpill]

And curries are the corns in the shit.

Lmao, good writing skills ngl

 

[ihaveno1]

i dont want mayo or bacon or shit on my sandwich tbh