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Cleftcel

Cleftcel

genetic determinist
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Who would you be?

I feel like i'm a benevolent older brother tbh I usually give positive advice to youngcels
 
Cuyen

Cuyen

Everything hurts and I'm dying
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I would be your dad
by your I mean dad of everyone in this forum
 
First loss

First loss

I call unto the Lady of the Night
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Edgy, lazy, retarded, depressed underachiver failure of an older son.
 
Joelossus

Joelossus

high T af, and a psychopath
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The autistic shut in ngl.
 
Nothingness

Nothingness

The Knight Of The Swords
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ReallyRice

ReallyRice

ER calls and I must answer.
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BitterCel

BitterCel

The ride never ends.
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edgy middle child who never speaks to speaks to anyone and always has earphones in
 
fOreVER

fOreVER

امر بالمعروف والنهي عن المنكر
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ordinaryotaku

ordinaryotaku

Rotting collegecel. Women hate me for existing.
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Algeriancel

Algeriancel

Epiphany of solitude
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BitterCel said:
middle child who never speaks to anyone and always has earphones in
 
Michael15651

Michael15651

Destined Virgin.
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The guy who's just casually there.
 
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Untermensch
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the one child who prob sperges out ocassionally and never really talks to any other family members
 
suckdick

suckdick

Captain
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I would be weird brother
 
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Cleftcel said:
I usually give positive advice to youngcels
That's nice. If we would be a family I would like to be a cat. :feelstrash:
 
Anoncel123

Anoncel123

Calisthenicscel
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The one son who spend all day in his bedroom.
 
Napoleon de Geso

Napoleon de Geso

mentally crippled by lonely teen years
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Gruntcel
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Im the neglected third born brother
 
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The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
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I'd be that cousin that you kind of remember,but really don't.
 
StoicNihilist

StoicNihilist

"You'll do this again, time is a flat circle..."
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A depressing grouch who you probably wouldn't want to be around.

Just being honest.
 
YungCell

YungCell

Niggas iffy
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I'd be the mouse who constantly gets chased by the house cat
 
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The creepy uncle you'll never forget:feelsseriously:
 
HighTGymcel

HighTGymcel

CHOsen to be a VAN DrivER
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The one child who has no friends and hates the world ngl
 
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Socially inept relative
 
Blacktarpill

Blacktarpill

The pp183 theory
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I would be the house slave tbhtbhtbh
jk jk
 
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Deleted member 12355

radical times demand radical solutions
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the otherwise apathetic shut in autist with a short fuse
 
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quinn24

Stay asleep
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ScornedStoic

ScornedStoic

St. Dancecel
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The autistic reclusive cousin that always sneaks away during family gatherings.
 
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The grumpy "DAMN KIDS, GET OFF MY LAWN!" grandpa.
 
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Blacktarpill said:
Our drug dealer
he'd be ritalincel's copharmacist
 
voiceoftreason

voiceoftreason

Why the long midface?
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The annoying cousin who gets into a fight with everyone his age but backs off once older people are involved.