Serious If I woke up tomorrow looking like this, I would be the happiest man on Earth

[ColdPillow]

I would walk as a God amongst men. I would heightmog, facemog, talentmog, and voicemog everybody in my vicinity.

I would get any foid I wanted, life would be on tutorial mode with cheats enabled.

Imagine waking up everyday and knowing you look good. You never have to do anything, your genes just do all the work for you. Restaurants would give you free complimentary food for blessing them with just your presence.

You could shoot up a school and rape children and society would still worship you as a god.

Why can’t this be me? Instead I get shitty genes that make me look like an underdeveloped 12 year old boy.

 

[Blacktarpill]

r/Shower thoughts

 

[Remyx]

Being Chad would make me happy, yes

 

[Deleted member 7573]

r/Shower thoughts

Just take a shower bruh

 

[nice_try]

You're absolutly right OP.
But there's no point in ranting about it.
It's like raging about not having won the lottery.
You can't change it, so raging won't do anything.
Just copemaxx.

 

[456C6C696F74]

You're absolutly right OP.
But there's no point in ranting about it.
It's like raging about not having won the lottery.
You can't change it, so raging won't do anything.
Just copemaxx.

If you believe in reincarnation, you can always mulligan by roping.

 

[Insomniac]

It's like raging about not having won the lottery.

Reminds me of someone..


Sadder story than Titanic tbh.

 

[Ticcel]

I just want to look normal man.

 

[CaptainCuck]

I just want to look normal man.

 

[Captvic]

I just want to look normal man.

 

[norcel]

I just want to look normal man.