Based If I were Trump I would setup the JEFFREY EPSTEIN AWARDS

[SlayerSlayer]

I would use taxpayer money to fund the Jeffrey Epstein awards, an award ceremony, named after my best friend, where I find the biggest whore in the country to suck my dick. She has to compete with all the other whores in increasingly whorish games in order to win. And the entire nation will know she is the biggest whore, because she willingly participates to compete for an award named after Jeffrey Epstein, for no other reason than wanting to be crowned as being the biggest whore in America (or maybe they really just like sucking off powerful men).

Think about it. No matter how insane this scenario I laid out sounds, AS OF AUGUST 2025, there's probably many whores out there, very hot conservathots, that REALLY want that award. A JEFFREY EPSTEIN AWARD. Has a nice ring to it.

And the reason why I would setup this award ceremony, would be for no other reason than to humiliate the public, so that they know how powerless they are against my craven degeneracy.

 

[Skelly]

 

[Old Ironsides]

based nonetheless.
I would use taxpayer monies to fund unlimited alcohol, guns, barbeque pizza, and whatever I want for the rest of my life.
toilets still wouldn't even love me with money so I would still be inkwell.

I would also pay for Bibles for the entire world, and blow up the entirety of the middle east and asia.