If I had a son

[Homosapicuckus]

I'd name it Tyrone to show my solidarity for BBCs

 

[idkwattodowithlife]

If I had a daughter, I'd name her Autumn, Ariel, or Amber <3.

 

[Deleted member 776]

If you have a son, beat the absolute shit out of him. Good beatings make hard men. My great uncles father beat the hell out of him so he ran away from home at 14. Joined the army and killed a lot of krauts.

 

[Kointo1]

If you have a son, beat the absolute shit out of him. Good beatings make hard men. My great uncles father beat the hell out of him so he ran away from home at 14. Joined the army and killed a lot of krauts.

Beating your son wouldn't make a strong man, it would make a hateful man.

 

[modus_coperandi]

If you have a son, beat the absolute shit out of him. Good beatings make hard men. My great uncles father beat the hell out of him so he ran away from home at 14. Joined the army and killed a lot of krauts.

Probably my relatives. Fuck him.

 

[Deleted member 776]

Probably my relatives. Fuck him.

Your relatives are the reason my family has half a dozen men buried in Europe and North Africa. We'll call it even.

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Beating your son wouldn't make a strong man, it would make a hateful man.

Hate is supreme. Plus getting battered makes you tough.

 

[PM_ME_STRIPPERS]

if i had a son and it wasnt gonna grow up to be chad id euthanize it

 

[Homosapicuckus]

if i had a son and it wasnt gonna grow up to be chad id euthanize it

Well look at you face and expect your kid to look like a male model or a different version of you. What are your chances? 1:1000