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If I ever had a girlfriend, these would be the rules for her

Coargutio

Coargutio

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  1. No driving
  2. No male friends
  3. No social media
  4. Female friends need my approval before she has them, preferably has none anyway but I'll be nice
  5. Not allowed to leave house without my permission
  6. No drugs/alcohol
  7. Clean the house and cook
  8. Don't compliment another man except family

Thoughts? Any agreements/disagreements? I tried to be somewhat lenient but I didn't want to be too cucked
 
If your good looking she'll do every rule without hesitance and more even on top of that.
This doesn't work if your unattractive.
Personally I'm not buying into the stereotype that I want to control women , I'll just treat her like how I want to be treated.
Yeah OP is coping

Most likely she will control him and his bank
 
If your good looking she'll do every rule without hesitance and more even on top of that.
This doesn't work if your unattractive.
Personally I'm not buying into the stereotype that I want to control women , I'll just treat her like how I want to be treated.
Yeah OP is coping

Most likely she will control him and his bank
If you don't do this she will cheat on you, that's reality as a sub5
not like I will get a gf anyway, but if I did
 
You better be putting me in that little screenshot of yours, you fucking IT cucks.
 
No driving
I agree, she also must not get in a car with anyone other than me. Child lock will be switched on at all times so she cannot leave the car.
No male friends
This is a given, 10 lashings for every word spoken to another man.
No social media
I will monitor her internet activity, I will set a daily limit on her internet usage.
Female friends need my approval before she has them, preferably has none anyway but I'll be nice
I will not let her have ANY friends, she must not have a social life. I will have her locked in my house for 23 hours a day, she can have 1 hour to exercise, but will be supervised by me.
No drugs/alcohol
She can drink alcohol but I will limit the amount she drinks, she must ask me for permission to drink before every sip.
Clean the house and cook
She must also do all of the errands, all of that is a woman's job.
Don't compliment another man except family
I won't let her compliment any man, that is cuckoldry.
 
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you should worry about having at least access to her phone, before you worry about any of that
 
Only works if you are HTN or above
 
Put me in the screenshot, IT :feelsLightsaber:
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  1. No driving
  2. No male friends
  3. No social media
  4. Female friends need my approval before she has them, preferably has none anyway but I'll be nice
  5. Not allowed to leave house without my permission
  6. No drugs/alcohol
  7. Clean the house and cook
  8. Don't compliment another man except family

Thoughts? Any agreements/disagreements? I tried to be somewhat lenient but I didn't want to be too cucked
I would beat that bitch up to a pulp Mike tyson type shitinnit
 
  1. No driving
  2. No male friends
  3. No social media
  4. Female friends need my approval before she has them, preferably has none anyway but I'll be nice
  5. Not allowed to leave house without my permission
  6. No drugs/alcohol
  7. Clean the house and cook
  8. Don't compliment another man except family

Thoughts? Any agreements/disagreements? I tried to be somewhat lenient but I didn't want to be too cucked
No cellphone.
 
Not possible unless you're so gl that she worship you
 
  1. Female friends need my approval before she has them, preferably has none anyway but I'll be nice
feminism would have a chance to auto-spawn in her head. I would kindly discourage you from doing that.
 
  1. No driving
  2. No male friends
  3. No social media
  4. Female friends need my approval before she has them, preferably has none anyway but I'll be nice
  5. Not allowed to leave house without my permission
  6. No drugs/alcohol
  7. Clean the house and cook
  8. Don't compliment another man except family

Thoughts? Any agreements/disagreements? I tried to be somewhat lenient but I didn't want to be too cucked
So basically a muslim relationship
 
  1. No driving
  2. No male friends
  3. No social media
  4. Female friends need my approval before she has them, preferably has none anyway but I'll be nice
  5. Not allowed to leave house without my permission
  6. No drugs/alcohol
  7. Clean the house and cook
  8. Don't compliment another man except family

Thoughts? Any agreements/disagreements? I tried to be somewhat lenient but I didn't want to be too cucked
These rules are not strict or draconian, they are necessary to prevent the female from cheating. You have no idea what they are doing behind your back. Women who have rights/freedoms have will hide their secrets from you.
 
Chad only gets those priveleges
 

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