If I don't ascend before my 26th birthday:

[98GoinOnDead]

I am going to become a monk. Seriously, I will find a monastery and accept my life as a celibate monk. So 25 will be my last year to ascend. As I am 23 halfway to being 24 it means I have a year and a half to ascend. Beyond that point it is basically certain that I will never ascend bar becoming some used up single mother toilet's betabuxxer which is not an option because that is arguably worse than being incel. If I am to be permacelibate I may as well get away from the disgusting modern world and my rotting and instead live a meaningful life in service of God and my monastic brothers

Maybe I will become Orthodox and go to Mouth Athos where no toilets are ever permitted to step foot

 

[Deleted member 43314]

At 30 I’ll become monk

 

[nightbane]

the agepill is brutal

 

[Deleted member 21770]

i havent ascended and never will bro i know it never began

 

[Ika-Sama]

I have until 22 to ascend.

 

[Deleted member 43314]

As celibate as the pope!

Pope get so much pussy

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

the agepill is brutal

 

[Loner94]

Am 28 ascension is not in my cards

 

[Sleeper]

There is no hope!
I want to rope!
There is no cope!
As celibate as the pope!

 

[ElTruecel]

If I don’t ascend by 22 I’ll be a priest and a monk. I’ll preach in the most dangerous areas to hopefully die before the age of 30 before the death of my mom ofc