Theory if I ascended the world would collapse

[InMinecraft]

I will never ascend, but if I did it in a parallel reality I think the world will collapse. I'm so starved of sex and attention that even if a 1/10 ugly foid said hi to me I would be happy for 1 month, so for an hug I probably will become the president of my country, for a kiss the president of the world and at least a useless country like US would explode

I don't even want to imagine ascension, the world would collapse and I will became a part of the universe, the fag of God would probably lick my feet, and give at me an harem of virgin beautiful toilets

I will never ascend anyway because I'm a sub5 male and short AF and I live in my mom's basement™

 

[Indari]

i want a girlfriend

 

[InMinecraft]

i want a girlfriend

same, is it too much to ask for

 

[yez]

I have big plans for future

 

[Indari]

I have big plans for future

glow poster hours

 

[nystagmuscel]

I have big plans for future

make the world a bettER place

 

[InMinecraft]

make the world a bettER place

based user and based avi I see

 

[nystagmuscel]

based user and based avi I see

thank you my brothER

 

[Lux]

imagine licking and sniffing the feet of a girl while you penetrate her (her feet up on your face, her smooth feet), imagine, if i get to have that, i will certainly overcome everything

 

[InMinecraft]

imagine licking and sniffing the feet of a girl while you penetrate her (her feet up on your face, her smooth feet), imagine, if i get to have that, i will certainly overcome everything

if you did it (in another reality) the UNIVERSE would collapse

 

[Lycan]

i want a girlfriend