Serious if i ascend, i'll still have goals to accomplish to catch up with my peers or even surpass them

[Edmund_Kemper]

i also have other goals i need to do:

*have a one night stand

*the average number of sex partners for men varies by study, sometimes they say as many as 31, some say 10 or 7 or 6. i need at least 6 sex partners in life.

*bonus if i get 15 or 20 so i can compensate for being a late bloomer and surpass all the normalfags

*i might even need to have a threesome at least once with two foids.

*i also want a various age of women including:

an 18 year old, a 19 year old, a 20 year old, a 21 year old, a 22 year old, a 25 year old, and a puma in her 30s who actually aged well, and a woman in her 40s who actually aged well.

then i will surpass most sex havers

 

[trying to ascend]

I can assume you are a not ugly, not manlet, white and NT, right?

 

[Deleted member 21768]

Might as well add discovering the fountain of youth, creating a time machine, learning how to fly with psychic powers, and become the president of earth.

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Might as well add discovering the fountain of youth, creating a time machine, learning how to fly with psychic powers, and become the president of earth.

I fantasize about time traveling to right when I was starting HS and changing my path in life

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Hello?

 

[Quarantined]

I'm most worried,
about the foid hand mogging me when we hold hands,
and then me having no idea how to kiss her,despite being 26.
She'll know I'm a loser and then its over.

22 is the max age ideally

 

[Sneepysqar]

I can assume you are a not ugly, not manlet, white and NT, right?

With posts like this, he is 100% not NT

Might as well add discovering the fountain of youth, creating a time machine, learning how to fly with psychic powers, and become the president of earth.

I fantasize about shit like this way more than I do the normie lifestyle. If we're dreaming about shit that won't happen, might as well think big

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I'm most worried,
about the foid hand mogging me when we hold hands,
and then me having no idea how to kiss her,despite being 26.
She'll know I'm a loser and then its over.

22 is the max age ideally

Past 21 virginity is a dealbreaker

 

[Involuntarily]

Average sex having is probably under 3 for most men and like 30-90 for chad lite to chad in tinder times while many have 0 therefore even 2-4 would be more than most men, but not chad

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Average sex having is probably under 3 for most men and like 30-90 for chad lite to chad in tinder times while many have 0 therefore even 2-4 would be more than most men, but not chad

no i think the average body count is like 6 for men

 

[Sneepysqar]

no i think the average body count is like 6 for men

Mathematically, what he said checks out.
Bottom 80% of men get 3, top 20% get 30, overall average is 0.8×3 + 0.2×30 = 8.4

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Mathematically, what he said checks out.
Bottom 80% of men get 3, top 20% get 30, overall average is 0.8×3 + 0.2×30 = 8.4

No I think the average is simply 6. That simple

 

[Over_this_Life]

I fantasize about time traveling to right when I was starting HS and changing my path in life

I believe that if i did that and actively tried to fix my life, everything would have played out the same way the second time

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

I believe that if i did that and actively tried to fix my life, everything would have played out the same way the second time

It’s over

 

[Indari]

Hello?

Always brutal when no reply

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

Always brutal when no reply

IKR

 

[Gymcelled]

I fantasize about time traveling to right when I was starting HS and changing my path in life

I fantasize about being an entirely different person (different face/height) but being put in the same HS and having a great time

 

[npcel]

Pm me your pic to calculate your chances

 

[Total Imbecile]

i also have other goals i need to do:

*have a one night stand

*the average number of sex partners for men varies by study, sometimes they say as many as 31, some say 10 or 7 or 6. i need at least 6 sex partners in life.

*bonus if i get 15 or 20 so i can compensate for being a late bloomer and surpass all the normalfags

*i might even need to have a threesome at least once with two foids.

*i also want a various age of women including:

an 18 year old, a 19 year old, a 20 year old, a 21 year old, a 22 year old, a 25 year old, and a puma in her 30s who actually aged well, and a woman in her 40s who actually aged well.

then i will surpass most sex havers

The average girl has done all of this by 20

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

The average girl has done all of this by 20

What about the average guy?

 

[Total Imbecile]

What about the average guy?

Lol

 

[Deleted member 20139]

I fantasize about time traveling to right when I was starting HS and changing my path in life

same but I like to go back to age 10

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

same but I like to go back to age 10

I had a 23/24 year old teacher in 4th grade who I liked and had a crush on. I remember having sexual feelings for her