If humans did not have opposable thumbed monkey hands inceldom wouldnt exist

[idfklma]

Think about it. How tf is a dumb prehuman monkey boy gonna masturbate without hands with opposable thumbs? Hes not. Hes gonna get really horny, and hes gonna go out and rape a foid prehuman monkey. And nobody would do jack about it because theyd understand and it would be normal. Males r incels 2day because they are able to jack off quite well with their hands and so somewhat satisfy their needs, rather than resort to rape. Also how tf r u supposed to create dating apps without monkey hands? How would u send messages? How would written language even come 2 be? Civilization would not exist without monkey hands. All male problems can be traced back to when humans got opposable thumbed monkey hands, the worst update of all time. And if ur gonna be a jackass and say "oh meeeh, humans always had monkey hands" feel free 2 gfys with those monkey hands

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Zozizo]

jfl

 

[Darth_Homosexualis]

You should submit this as a dissertation prospectus in your local college of anthropology.

 

[Nikalas]

You are fucking retarded

 

[idfklma]

You are fucking retarded

Im not the one with that avi

 

[Evil]

I masturbate with my thumb sticking straight up in the air like I'm giving a thumbs up while I stroke my meat rod.
Foids will never be able to compete with my monkey prowess (unironically).

 

[InternetSupremeBoss]

Wtf

 

[Med Anime]

i think if they had good eye/hand corelation then they would be able to jerk off

not like humans but at least a bit similiar and get the nut out

 

[idfklma]

i think if they had good eye/hand corelation then they would be able to jerk off

not like humans but at least a bit similiar and get the nut out

Man u cant jack it with a hoof or a paw

 

[Med Anime]

Man u cant jack it with a hoof or a paw

you can jack off with these hands but champanzee dick is too small and you won't be able to jerk off with a big hand to a small dick

 

[Diddy]

I can nut with just sheer willpower.

 

[Nikalas]

Im not the one with that avi

I love big milkers

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

you can jack off with these hands but champanzee dick is too small and you won't be able to jerk off with a big hand to a small dick

Jfl, someone who actually thought about how it would still be over

 

[JesusReturns]

View: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zjRcC23bg4Y

 

[FinnCel]

Brutal thumb pill ngl

 

[Zat]

Think about it. How tf is a dumb prehuman monkey boy gonna masturbate without hands with opposable thumbs? Hes not. Hes gonna get really horny, and hes gonna go out and rape a foid prehuman monkey. And nobody would do jack about it because theyd understand and it would be normal. Males r incels 2day because they are able to jack off quite well with their hands and so somewhat satisfy their needs, rather than resort to rape. Also how tf r u supposed to create dating apps without monkey hands? How would u send messages? How would written language even come 2 be? Civilization would not exist without monkey hands. All male problems can be traced back to when humans got opposable thumbed monkey hands, the worst update of all time. And if ur gonna be a jackass and say "oh meeeh, humans always had monkey hands" feel free 2 gfys with those monkey hands

Dangerously based