SuicideFuel If heaven existed, we would be incel there too

[rcnfive]

I don't believe in religion but I was thinking about this....I think the Abrahamic religions don't exactly promise you whatever you want in heaven. It's just supposed to be a nice place to be.

Imagine going up there, listening to Chad talk about their perfect lives on earth while you remember your horrific existence. And still being denied pussy. And this would go on for all eternity, with no option to rope.

 

[fatass30000]

if religion was real then you would probably have to come to peace with being incel to enter heaven. Thoughts of envy, jealousy and self harm would send you straight to hell.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

That's why incels don't go to heaven but to Incelhalla

 

[Sub5failure]

Isnt everyone an incel there? All you can do in heaven is worship and meat ride God. Nothing else is possible

 

[The Scarlet Prince]

I've been thinking about this, but wasn't Jesus an incel? I mean, yeah, he wouldn't have had sex regardless—but he was treated like trash and betrayed, then literally had to go through one of the most painful deaths one can go through all while being humiliated the entire time. Plus, if he descended today, nobody would take him seriously because he'd be 5'4. If anything, they'd probably label him as the Antichrist while waiting for their 6'3 Chad to descend as the REAL Christ that will kill off Jesus.

 

[sub5ricemale]

That's why incels don't go to heaven but to Incelhalla

In incelhalla, your sex drive and your romantic desire is wiped

 

[LeFrenchCel]

In incelhalla, your sex drive and your romantic desire is wiped

So how do you slay the 72 virgins allocated to you?

 

[sub5ricemale]

So how do you slay the 72 virgins allocated to you?

You dont get them….

Incelhalla is where you meet incels and you can all ldar in peace for eternity

No foids will ever appear for u to slay

 

[LeFrenchCel]

You dont get them….

Incelhalla is where you meet incels and you can all ldar in peace for eternity

No foids will ever appear for u to slay

Brutal

 

[HypergamousPopcorn4]

I don't believe in religion but I was thinking about this....I think the Abrahamic religions don't exactly promise you whatever you want in heaven. It's just supposed to be a nice place to be.

Imagine going up there, listening to Chad talk about their perfect lives on earth while you remember your horrific existence. And still being denied pussy. And this would go on for all eternity, with no option to rope.

we either never exist again or we live on forever and forever, so the rope was never a solution

 

[Icarus]

Heaven would get boring unironically

 

[TimeMachineOrLDAR]

I don't believe in religion but I was thinking about this....I think the Abrahamic religions don't exactly promise you whatever you want in heaven. It's just supposed to be a nice place to be.

Imagine going up there, listening to Chad talk about their perfect lives on earth while you remember your horrific existence. And still being denied pussy. And this would go on for all eternity, with no option to rope.