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Experiment if female dogs had human-level intellect and spoke fluent English and walked on hind legs and were the same size as you would you date her?

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Fuck no. How would my dick even fit? @Sneir
 
Fuck no. How would my dick even fit? @Sneir
an adult Beagle's dick averages between 5-6 inches long just like humans

Beagleso vaginas are prob same

You probably think stuff like "their legs are less than half as long" and make comparisons based on that, but you actually need to go by torso length to estimate organ size.
 
Sheo i did not thought abt you as a furfag
 
an adult Beagle's dick averages between 5-6 inches long just like humans

View attachment 665030so vaginas are prob same

You probably think stuff like "their legs are less than half as long" and make comparisons based on that, but you actually need to go by torso length to estimate organ size.
I’m sure dog’s vaginas are short in width.
 
Are you perhaps implying or inferring anything here? :feelssus:

I don't feel as if dogs would be particularly hygienic. :feelswhat:
 
I don't feel as if dogs would be particularly hygienic. :feelswhat:
Probably cleaner than human pussy, it's probably us who are a danger to them.
Dogs are prone to getting uterus infections called pyometra. Not sure why humans don't get this.
 
WHERE DID WE GO WRONG :dafuckfeels:
 
Are you a goddamn furry? What the fuck is this thread... Fucking zoophile KYS!
 
No thats disgusting. What is wrong with you. Cats on the other hand can be sexy. So maybe cats.
 
I hate zoophiles.
 
Are you a goddamn furry? What the fuck is this thread... Fucking zoophile KYS!
How long have you lurked prior to joining last week?

Fucking furry, KILL YOURSELF!
why did you make 2 consecutive replies like this?

No thats disgusting. What is wrong with you. Cats on the other hand can be sexy. So maybe cats.
Grumpy

I hate zoophiles.
doesn't that imply someone who PREFERS non-humans?
 
How long have you lurked prior to joining last week?


why did you make 2 consecutive replies like this?


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doesn't that imply someone who PREFERS non-humans?
Youre retarded and you have furry stuff on your device, Jump into a meat grinder!
 
I’m that desperate that I might do it. :fuk: It would have to be a big dog though, not a fucking chihuahua. I wonder how our children would look:waitwhat:
 
Youre retarded and you have furry stuff on your device, Jump into a meat grinder!
There's no shame in liking furry girls.

Cream

I will find a wife who shares my passion or I'll continue alone.

Not interested in someone who just pretends to tolerate things I think are beautiful while looking scornfully upon me and trying to change me or use me for their selfish pleasures.
 
I suffer from misanthropic thoughts myself but Jesus Christ.

Go to God
 
It has to be humanoid
 

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