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if every brocel on this forum was in a fist fight tournament

SandNiggerKANG

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who would win and be champion?
 
I would be the first to lose
 
probably a roidmaxxed-cel like @gymcellragefuel
 
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@gymcellragefuel is roidmaxxed yh there are some others too.

If I recall @screwthefbi does Karate or some kind of martial art so possibly him.

I'm not roidmaxxed or martiartmaxxed but I am healthmaxxed so I'd get to like the 20th percentile maybe idk.
 
unironically me
 
@gymcellragefuel is roidmaxxed yh there are some others too.

If I recall @screwthefbi does Karate or some kind of martial art so possibly him.

I'm not roidmaxxed or martiartmaxxed but I am healthmaxxed so I'd get to like the 20th percentile maybe idk.
interesting. final tournament matches would be entertaining af. would watch this over that mike tyson vs jake paul BS
 
my money is on @Sneir
 
my money is on @Sneir
a schizomaxxed thugmaxxed brocel would mog everyone in the tournament i agree. betting money on this would be funny af if it ever happened irl :lul:
 
a schizomaxxed thugmaxxed brocel would mog everyone in the tournament i agree. betting money on this would be funny af if it ever happened irl :lul:
imagine going homeless because of gambling on an inkwell tournament
 
Any pajeet would kill his opponent with stench jfl
 
@gymcellragefuel is roidmaxxed yh there are some others too.

If I recall @screwthefbi does Karate or some kind of martial art so possibly him.

I'm not roidmaxxed or martiartmaxxed but I am healthmaxxed so I'd get to like the 20th percentile maybe idk.
I do muay thai and BJJ and a former freestyle wrestler and I weigh 163 lbs but honestly I think @Biowaste Removal would win because he is more experienced with striking because of sambo and I recall a BJJ purple belt on this forum thus he did comps too
 
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@gymcellragefuel is roidmaxxed yh there are some others too.

If I recall @screwthefbi does Karate or some kind of martial art so possibly him.
Would be an interesting matchup
 
let's say if there were no rules and weapons were allowed who would win then? the only rule is no firearms though
 
@Vendetta @IronsideCel @screwthefbi @Skoga @Ron.Belgrade @zerozerozero @Dusk @DarkStarDown

let's say if there were no rules and weapons were allowed who would win then? the only rule is no firearms though
 
forsen would win definitely
 
Anyone but me, I'm physically frail
 
@Vendetta @IronsideCel @screwthefbi @Skoga @Ron.Belgrade @zerozerozero @Dusk @DarkStarDown
I do pretty good with weapons too

Muay thai + brass knuckle knife is death
 
Anyone but me, I'm physically frail
same and also im the nigga who never got into fights in school but saw guys get the shit kicked into them. i once saw a white foid beating the shit out of a paki currycel :lul:
 
@Vendetta @IronsideCel @screwthefbi @Skoga @Ron.Belgrade @zerozerozero @Dusk @DarkStarDown
I would probably win with firearms because Jews trained me on such for hours in the blistering sun.
But who knows I'm so inkwell that I blunder literally everything when it's time to count.
 
same and also im the nigga who never got into fights in school but saw guys get the shit kicked into them. i once saw a white foid beating the shit out of a paki currycel :lul:
I got in a fight once when I was maybe 11 or something and broke some fat kid's jaw cause he was bullying me, I don't think I have that strength anymore though
 
same and also im the nigga who never got into fights in school but saw guys get the shit kicked into them. i once saw a white foid beating the shit out of a paki currycel :lul:
I would win if I had a sword or something, I'm an expert swordsman.
 
Not me, in a round robin tournament I could probably win a few fights but I'd be far from the champion
 

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