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ADHD_cel

ADHD_cel

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Hookers tell beautiful lies to their clients to keep them around. They’ll most likely call a normie handsome who’s dead average in reality. If they don’t even bother to lie to you then you must be ugly af, kek.
 
Depends on how much you pay the whore probably. A 600 Dolla whore will call u papi while with a 20 Dolla crackwhore u should be happy if her pussy isn't dried out
 
If you use escorts, it's over.
 
Depends on how much you pay the whore probably. A 600 Dolla whore will call u papi while with a 20 Dolla crackwhore u should be happy if her pussy isn't dried out
I’ll never spend €600 on a hooker jfl. Most of the time I just fuck EE escorts for €80, they can be friendly but never call me handsome. The most expensive escort I’ve fucked was €200/hour, no compliments from her either.
 
I just fuck EE escorts for €80, they can be friendly but never call me handsome. The most expensive escort I’ve fucked was €200/hour, no compliments from her either.
Brutal. Maybe if u pay her extra to call u papi she will
 
A lot of hookers get surprised when I say im single and don’t sell drugs

They even think I was at party before meeting them

They think im some thugmaxxed Bull who fucks random bitches and sells weed
In reality im autistic schizo
 
A lot of hookers get surprised when I say im single and don’t sell drugs

They even think I was at party before meeting them

They think im some thugmaxxed Bull who fucks random bitches and sells weed
In reality im autistic schizo
Some hookers asked me if I had a wife. I said “why you ask” in the hope that they might compliment my looks. Instead they just said a lot of married men still visited escorts because they got tired of their old wives. They must think I’m a pathetic betabuxx, kek
 
I noticed the one I saw to finally have sex and not end up a virgin at 50, left reviews on other guys saying "handsome guy and good fun" and mine just said "respectful man" like I was some ugly soycuck.

I couldn't even cum and have felt ill since. I'm having an STD check, getting blood taken next Friday. It'll just my luck if I have syphilis or some shit! I wish I'd never listened to the escortcels on here.
 
Hookers tell beautiful lies to their clients to keep them around. They’ll most likely call a normie handsome who’s dead average in reality. If they don’t even bother to lie to you then you must be ugly af, kek.
Don't pay hookers at all. Giga simp behavior.
 
I noticed the one I saw to finally have sex and not end up a virgin at 50, left reviews on other guys saying "handsome guy and good fun" and mine just said "respectful man" like I was some ugly soycuck.

I couldn't even cum and have felt ill since. I'm having an STD check, getting blood taken next Friday. It'll just my luck if I have syphilis or some shit! I wish I'd never listened to the escortcels on here.
How'd she leave reviews? Are you a prostitute as well?
 
Hookers tell beautiful lies to their clients to keep them around. They’ll most likely call a normie handsome who’s dead average in reality. If they don’t even bother to lie to you then you must be ugly af, kek.
Good to know.
 
i only get escorts on roblox because im too much of a pussy to get stds :feelsbadman:
 
I noticed the one I saw to finally have sex and not end up a virgin at 50, left reviews on other guys saying "handsome guy and good fun" and mine just said "respectful man" like I was some ugly soycuck.

I couldn't even cum and have felt ill since. I'm having an STD check, getting blood taken next Friday. It'll just my luck if I have syphilis or some shit! I wish I'd never listened to the escortcels on here.
At least you were respectful man :soy:
 
I noticed the one I saw to finally have sex and not end up a virgin at 50, left reviews on other guys saying "handsome guy and good fun" and mine just said "respectful man" like I was some ugly soycuck.

I couldn't even cum and have felt ill since. I'm having an STD check, getting blood taken next Friday. It'll just my luck if I have syphilis or some shit! I wish I'd never listened to the escortcels on here.
You don't reply to me any more, but like I said, you should not have licked that pussy unprotected. So you actually did not listen to experienced escortcels. What else could it be, since you did not have unprotected intercourse?
 
Imagine being able to hire escorts jfl. They all say no ethnics.
 
Hookers tell beautiful lies to their clients to keep them around. They’ll most likely call a normie handsome who’s dead average in reality. If they don’t even bother to lie to you then you must be ugly af, kek.
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