Discussion If becoming a wizard was actually a thing

[Deleted member 29115]

Let's say you, KV, at 30 is bestowed wizardry. You get magic but the rules are to keep it lowkey, and you can not do anything conspicuous like suddenly become rich, you have to live the same way, but you do get cool things like making food using your imagination. If you were to ascend your wizardry would cease, would you be volcel?

 

[Unsaveable]

Good question.

Waiting for wizards to answer.

 

[npcel]

no

 

[Darkenzo]

I'd use the wizardry to ascend after a couple of months maybe. Magic yourself up a gf, there you go.

 

[radishman]

Obviously I'd love to live as I do but without working.

Younger me probably would've said no I still had hope.

A life of chad beats a coy magician though.

 

[Irredeemable]

Wizard is KHHTV, and escorts count.

 

[Emba]

STUPID USELESS question.

A wizard has spoken

 

[bigantennaemay1]

No.

I'd use the wizardry to ascend after a couple of months maybe. Magic yourself up a gf, there you go.

 

[Unsaveable]

A wizard has spoken

But i'm only 19.

 

[Emba]

But i'm only 19.

So, for you, it's only beGUN to be ovER.

 

[crestfallencel]

it would be too tempting to use magic to mind control a foid

 

[Unsaveable]

So, for you, it's only beGUN to be ovER.

Well yea.

 

[Lone-Star]

I'd use the wizardry to ascend after a couple of months maybe. Magic yourself up a gf, there you go.

 

[Deleted member 27159]

What I would do is pay a foid to have sex with me then I use my magical powers to mind control her to give the money back when I am done. Technically I didn’t ascend since I paid for sex but I am able to keep my money because of magic

 

[Deleted member 24016]

What I would do is pay a foid to have sex with me then I use my magical powers to mind control her to give the money back when I am done. Technically I didn’t ascend since I paid for sex but I am able to keep my money because of magic

Based and high iq wizard

 

[your personality]

Maybe it is.
No wizardry for escortcels though.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

What I would do is pay a foid to have sex with me then I use my magical powers to mind control her to give the money back when I am done. Technically I didn’t ascend since I paid for sex but I am able to keep my money because of magic

wizard IQ

 

[incelerated]

That's the thing with being an oldcel. You start to think losing your virginity so late is more humiliating than staying a virgin. I'm actually gonna make a thread about it.

 

[JuicyAnimeTitties]

I was able to suspend my disbelief in getting magical powers, but not in having the choice to have sex in a way that doesn't involve prostitutes.