I would be in the infrantry. I'd volunteer myself as cannon fodder just to get it over with asap.
I don't know
suicide bomber because i am fucking useless
I'm a chess fide master so I'd be a strategist.
I would like to be a general.
Cleaning toilets
Probably a support person tbh.
Maybe a medic or LMG user.
I would carry a sword into battle with me so i can be a badass
Maybe a medic or LMG user.
I would carry a sword into battle with me so i can be a badass
I'll be on the front line. I want to be the first one to die.
pilot
The deserter, nothing personal but I won't die for anyone of you.
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SIX-STAR GENERAL + SNIPER
A general
Petard retard
Very few of us would be able to handle combat roles due to our shitty genetics. I could be an intel officer due to my einstein level IQ. Oh.. who am I kidding? I am probably semi-retarded too. But it's a good cope to fantasize about things.
the guy who brings water bottles
Bannerman.
same
I would alt f4 myself
I would be the obergruppensexfuhrer
Field Commander
I would be a guard at a female extermination camp.
Same, I'll bombard them with blackpills
I'd be the guy mixing up batches of nepalm to drop on innocent civilians.
Weapons development
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Front line. Assault rifle and and grenade launcher.
After searching about military roles I found out they give rosties all the pussy jobs there.
foidological scientist
Id be infantry if i knew we weren’t gonna get destroyed
Attack Penguin.
Cope, there are surely incel IM's and GM's who would end up taking those roles. You would be cannon fodder like the rest of us brocel.
BRUTAL MOGGING AGAINCope, there are surely incel IM's and GM's who would end up taking those roles. You would be cannon fodder like the rest of us brocel.
Necromancer
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Sharpshooter most likely, i have some experience with rifles. And if not perhaps artillery man or commander(got a lot of Supcom experience)
But most of those aren't combat related?After searching about military roles I found out they give rosties all the pussy jobs there.
I mean if literal kids in Africa can handle infantry duty so can you...
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Scaring the opposing army with my face. It'll be the fastest retreat ever.
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Field Marshal or Fuhrer
Human cannonball.
I'd go for the Artillery, I'll love to blast foidlands
Combat engineer / Sapper. Would be a pleasure to fuck up normies logistics, water supply, water ways and roads
Im already a wizard so theres that.
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Help train future soldiers.
Also help organize and participate in kidnappings of young girls.
We will have child soldiers and child brides.
Also help organize and participate in kidnappings of young girls.
We will have child soldiers and child brides.
This is so damn stupid.
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Shortcels can be tankers.
Probably cannon fodder would also be my role
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