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If a girl kissed me, I'd cum in my pants.

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I've been waiting for my first kiss since the third grade. I don't know how much longer I can take this starvation before I mouth-rape a girl. If you've kissed a girl, you're a 100% fakecel. I've never even had the opportunity to even make a move. I can't take incel life much longer. I don't even want sex anymore I just want to kiss a fucking girl.
 
I dont know if id cum, but I'd get a huge boner and the girl would probably be turned off by my boners rubbing against her.
 
I want to kiss a girl who I love. If random femoid wanted to kiss me I wouldn't let her do it.
 
A bit unrelated, I knew a guy who went to Homecoming and cummed in his pants to a girl grinding on him.

We called him "wet spot" until graduation.
 
Grain_of_sin said:
A bit unrelated, I knew a guy who went to Homecoming and cummed in his pants to a girl grinding on him.

We called him "wet spot" until graduation.

Sounds like a pretty degenerate homecoming.
 
u probably think that but u might be coping a little too much, i went to a fucking escort and couldnt even get it up for 30 mins, its over for me and most likely u fam
 
Lucky takes me forever to cum
 
I legit pre came the first time a girl kissed me. My last kiss was over ten years ago, I'd probably bust an OG Mudbone cumshot in my pants if a girl kissed me now. Saving up for stamina training at the Asian massage joint.
 
Grain_of_sin said:
A bit unrelated, I knew a guy who went to Homecoming and cummed in his pants to a girl grinding on him.

We called him "wet spot" until graduation.

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I never got the urge to kiss a girl, only to unsheathe my dick and impale her with it and because im a bit high this thought is amazing to me. I'm not sure how I feel about kissing.

coffee and cigarettes are like kissing and weed is like sex
 
If Zyros kissed me I'd have so much pre-cum in my undies.
 
CopeWithTheRope said:
If Zyros kissed me I'd have so much pre-cum in my undies.

Fagcel detected
 
How you fantasize it? Like what sorta scenario, type of girl would you want it to be
 
idk man, honestly the girl would be very weirded out if i kissed her. i'd literally aggressively french kiss her and hold her tightly.

it's over for us honestly, fantasizing this hard about something that normies do like every day. FUCK
 
Simply being near a girl is enough to give me a semi.
 
Akarin said:
I want to kiss a girl who I love. If random femoid wanted to kiss me I wouldn't let her do it.

Even if she is your ideal type of girl(Looks wise and you never met her before?
 
You will get a boner but will not cum.

Try to looksmax your way into a kiss, boyo.
 
Why ur pants? Why not in her mouth?
 
Lolololol I came in my pants when a girl hugged me get on my level scrub.
 
Still waiting for my first hug
 
Facade said:
Even if she is your ideal type of girl(Looks wise and you never met her before?

If she was my ideal I'd fall in love at the first sight so it will count
 
Kissing isnt that special tbh
 
Crustaciouse said:
I dont know if id cum, but I'd get a huge boner and the girl would probably be turned off by my boners rubbing against her.

No LOL if she's kissing you she won't care. If you end up making out hardcore with a foid, grind that cawk all over her lol. Don't let this be a psychological hang up that fucks you over. 

Pls don't ban for this post, pls message me and I can edit it if necessary.
 
If a hot girl brushes against me I cum too.
 
jokes on you, I pre-came in my pants just from holding hands

yes I kissed that girl eventually and no I am not a fakecel
 

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